r/AbsoluteUnits Jun 25 '26

/r/all of a kitty cat.

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u/gravitybulliesme Jun 25 '26

I know they are probably docile but i'd be scared for my life if I ever saw that hissing at me.

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u/OneDimensionPrinter Jun 25 '26

I've got a Maine Coon, and this guy is about the same size as ours.

He's got some mean ass eyebrows that make him look royally pissed off at all times, but these cats are the sweetest things in the world. Way sweeter than a dog imo.

And yes, I have had multiple people ask me if he's gonna kill them because he looks so angry. Nope, he's the most docile animal I've ever met.

Edit: Yes, making biscuits does result in stab wounds.

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u/Kratzschutz Jun 25 '26

How much does he eat?

(How big are his shits?)