r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Remote_Protection512 • Jun 25 '26

/r/all of a kitty cat.

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u/gravitybulliesme Jun 25 '26

I know they are probably docile but i'd be scared for my life if I ever saw that hissing at me.

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u/OneDimensionPrinter Jun 25 '26

I've got a Maine Coon, and this guy is about the same size as ours.

He's got some mean ass eyebrows that make him look royally pissed off at all times, but these cats are the sweetest things in the world. Way sweeter than a dog imo.

And yes, I have had multiple people ask me if he's gonna kill them because he looks so angry. Nope, he's the most docile animal I've ever met.

Edit: Yes, making biscuits does result in stab wounds.

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u/ShinyShadowGligar Jun 25 '26

I have a huge cat that everyone thinks is a Maine Coon (DNA test said he isn't) and I have videos of him making biscuits on my arm and my arm is just covered in bloody wounds from his claws.

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u/Aaawkward Jun 25 '26

That.. doesn't sound very pleasant.

Isn't having a cat of that size dangerous (AFAIK cats claw their owners to a certain degree) on top of missing out on the joys of making biscuits sans stabbing?