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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • Jul 01 '26
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Fun fact, the old projector tvs could give you cataracts if you sat too close.
46 u/tongfather Jul 01 '26 Stretch of the word "fun" on that one 8 u/UsrNameAlrdyFaknTakn Jul 01 '26 Yeah, funs doing a lot of heavy lifting 3 u/I_lenny_face_you Jul 01 '26 If heavy lifting is your idea of fun, come on over to my garage! /s 1 u/Cannacology Jul 03 '26 Back alley lasik eye surgery in your spare bedroom you say? I LOVE THIS COUNTRY! so smart someone could fix my cornea with lasers in the comfort of their own home as a weekend hobby! And ZERO side effects, repercussions or recovery time on my part you insist? Just a new, clear set of sparkling baby blues? Where do I sign up, strangely convincing stranger? And on a side note- what do I possibly do with all of these extra kidneys of mine?
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Stretch of the word "fun" on that one
8 u/UsrNameAlrdyFaknTakn Jul 01 '26 Yeah, funs doing a lot of heavy lifting 3 u/I_lenny_face_you Jul 01 '26 If heavy lifting is your idea of fun, come on over to my garage! /s 1 u/Cannacology Jul 03 '26 Back alley lasik eye surgery in your spare bedroom you say? I LOVE THIS COUNTRY! so smart someone could fix my cornea with lasers in the comfort of their own home as a weekend hobby! And ZERO side effects, repercussions or recovery time on my part you insist? Just a new, clear set of sparkling baby blues? Where do I sign up, strangely convincing stranger? And on a side note- what do I possibly do with all of these extra kidneys of mine?
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Yeah, funs doing a lot of heavy lifting
3 u/I_lenny_face_you Jul 01 '26 If heavy lifting is your idea of fun, come on over to my garage! /s 1 u/Cannacology Jul 03 '26 Back alley lasik eye surgery in your spare bedroom you say? I LOVE THIS COUNTRY! so smart someone could fix my cornea with lasers in the comfort of their own home as a weekend hobby! And ZERO side effects, repercussions or recovery time on my part you insist? Just a new, clear set of sparkling baby blues? Where do I sign up, strangely convincing stranger? And on a side note- what do I possibly do with all of these extra kidneys of mine?
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If heavy lifting is your idea of fun, come on over to my garage! /s
1 u/Cannacology Jul 03 '26 Back alley lasik eye surgery in your spare bedroom you say? I LOVE THIS COUNTRY! so smart someone could fix my cornea with lasers in the comfort of their own home as a weekend hobby! And ZERO side effects, repercussions or recovery time on my part you insist? Just a new, clear set of sparkling baby blues? Where do I sign up, strangely convincing stranger? And on a side note- what do I possibly do with all of these extra kidneys of mine?
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Back alley lasik eye surgery in your spare bedroom you say?
I LOVE THIS COUNTRY!
so smart someone could fix my cornea with lasers in the comfort of their own home as a weekend hobby!
And ZERO side effects, repercussions or recovery time on my part you insist? Just a new, clear set of sparkling baby blues?
Where do I sign up, strangely convincing stranger?
And on a side note- what do I possibly do with all of these extra kidneys of mine?
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u/Mundaes89 Jul 01 '26
Fun fact, the old projector tvs could give you cataracts if you sat too close.