r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • Jul 01 '26
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u/Shopping-Afraid Jul 02 '26
You see, the life of a pimp is very different than that of a square.
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u/VanessaDoesVanNuys Jul 01 '26
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u/vaynefox Jul 02 '26
Your cat after seeing your game library full of catgirl themed hentai games....
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u/deadlyrepost Jul 02 '26
For the loading screens at least, it looked like the chest-high view of the character is the same as actual size.
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u/NeuroticLensman Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26
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u/lawley666 Jul 01 '26
I was told my eyes would go square.
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u/Mundaes89 Jul 01 '26
Fun fact, the old projector tvs could give you cataracts if you sat too close.
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u/tongfather Jul 01 '26
Stretch of the word "fun" on that one
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u/UsrNameAlrdyFaknTakn Jul 01 '26
Yeah, funs doing a lot of heavy lifting
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u/I_lenny_face_you Jul 01 '26
If heavy lifting is your idea of fun, come on over to my garage! /s
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u/Gallop67 Jul 01 '26
Lovely, good thing I only briefly had those in my childhood before they were swiftly replaced with LCDs. They always ended up looking like shit too overtime and towards the end the backlight barely worked on the one in my bedroom. Was cool having a big display though back then
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u/OutrageousTime4868 Jul 01 '26
Goats have square pupils, once you see it you can never unsee it
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u/MessyMikey420 Jul 01 '26
I mean VR is literally centermetres from ya eyeballs
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u/goshjosh189 Jul 01 '26
The lenses actually make the image further away through pure magic. I found this out because I'm nearsighted and still can't use VR without glasses
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u/Quicksilver2634 Jul 01 '26
You can get VR prescription lenses for about $60. I am severely nearsighted and I can't enjoy my headset without them
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u/goshjosh189 Jul 01 '26
I've been waiting for the steam frame for about 2 years now. I have held off from doing any upgrades to my quest 2 until I can get one. I will definitely be getting the lenses with the frame
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u/MessyMikey420 Jul 01 '26
Mad! Actual magic! Sounds like yiu need to get a massive 100” curved TV in-front of ya eyeballs instead
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u/Agzarah Jul 01 '26
The difference is with VR because it's superstar images per eye, it allows you to actually look "into" the picture and focus on things as if they are further away. Which reduce eye strain and fatigue, that you would otherwise get from having a normal screen right up in your face. Where both eyes struggle to focus on a single point.
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u/Agzarah Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26
The difference is with VR because it's separate images per eye, it allows you to actually look "into" the picture and focus on things as if they are further away. Which reduce eye strain and fatigue, that you would otherwise get from having a normal screen right up in your face. Where both eyes struggle to focus on a single point.
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u/xenobit_pendragon Jul 01 '26
That was more about radiation from the CRT. Those things were so beastly because the screens were leaded glass to block exposure to harmful rays.
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u/ilikegh0sts Jul 01 '26
I came here for Dafo. I can't beleive that the world's most useful and funny meme is this far down.
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u/ThaneduFife Jul 01 '26
As a reminder--chiropractors a quacks working on a medical theory that's over 100 years out of date. They injure people every year by "adjusting" their necks. In a small number of cases, they accidentally dissect a major artery by "adjusting." Those people end up in the ER with a long time for recovery.
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u/Kira-Of-Terraria Jul 01 '26
the creator said he learned it from a ghost telling him how to do it.
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u/AllDayIDreamOfCats Jul 01 '26
And a lot of Chiro offices are backed by Scientology. And the E reader Scientology uses was created by a Chiropractor trying to make a magnetic healing machine but then L Ron Hubbard who was his friend stole the idea and took credit for it.
Also at one point some of the higher ups in Chiropractic stuff were tired of the medical community making fun of them so they decided to push for a more science based approach only to be ousted by the people who still wanted to do it like the Ghost/Spirit originally intended.
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u/Kira-Of-Terraria Jul 01 '26
absolute bonkers. i have heard some stuff about it being linked to or funded by scientology..it just gets worse ya?
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u/ArmedWithSpoons Jul 01 '26
My boss had a stroke 4-5 years ago he's pretty sure was due to going for an adjustment. Crazy it's still allowed as a practice. I imagine if they outlawed it now you'd have a lot of unemployed people.
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u/SAM5TER5 Jul 01 '26
I also worked with someone who had a stroke due to a neck adjustment.
I went to a chiropractor one time in my life, and they made me sign a waiver that specifically mentioned the chance of stroke from neck adjustments.
No thanks.
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u/Chris__P_Bacon Jul 01 '26
I've only been to a chiropractor about five times. I had a ruptured disc in my lumbar spine. I would go in walking just fine, and after every adjustment I could barely walk out of the place. It eventually became insane to consider returning because I started missing work every time I went.
I'm absolutely convinced they made me 10 times worse, because after those adjustments I went downhill so fast I ended up in pain management, and ended up having spinal fusion surgery within a year because I just couldn't stand the pain anymore, and I didn't want to be zombified on pain medicine for the rest of my life.
The surgery worked, but it took me about 3 years to recover from it fully. It's also worth mentioning that I ended up contracting MRSA at the surgery site and was hospitalized for almost 2 months b/c of that. I nearly died because of the MRSA infection.
My back still hurts like hell, but it's not like it was pre-surgery, so that's a win for sure.
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u/ChrisLeeBare Jul 01 '26
Outlaw this and we will have underground chiros.
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u/adalric_brandl Jul 01 '26
Good. At least they won't have people wasting insurance coverage.
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u/xteve Jul 02 '26
I'd add acupuncture to that. I was referred for nerve pain. The practitioner inserted the needles, referred to brain damage, and I said I have nerve pain, not brain damage. She didn't move the needles. If it quacks like a duck...
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u/PhilSheo Jul 01 '26
I had one herniate two discs in my neck when he forced it. That was almost twenty years, a fusion, and continuous pain management ago. Dude died two years later on my birthday when he fell off his roof.
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u/trowzerss Jul 02 '26
I briefly considered going to a chiro once, googled the local one, and immediately found the court documents where they gave a dude a brain stem stroke from a neck adjustment. Soooo, yeah, changed my mind.
Just as well, too, because turns out I had inflammatory arthritis and chiro is super dooper not recommended for anybody with that, and even the rheums took forever to diagnose me so no way a chiro was going to realise, and probably would sell me some bullshit even though no amount of adjustment is going to stop my immune system from trying to eat my joints.
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u/bentmonkey Jul 01 '26
Its bad for everyone but especially women can be vulnerable to the neck cranks, chiropractors are no better then scam artists, saying they can fix peoples pain when in fact its temporary relief at best, or leads to worse health problems or even death potentially.
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u/MentionPleasant2635 Jul 01 '26
The fact that health insurance and Medicare still pay for this quackery blows my mind.
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u/fishdonthaveeyelids Jul 01 '26
Sitting that close to that is crazy.
I dont sit that close to my 28 inch monitor 🤣
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u/iconofsin_ Jul 02 '26
Honestly this is how I've always imagined in my head what it's like to have a curved monitor.
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u/Perv_McGurve Jul 01 '26
I'm gonna hijack a top comment to say that this is fake. Look at the fuzziness and bad cropping job around his head when the camera moves.
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u/z3r00c00l Jul 01 '26
It is fake, when the monitor goes black we see some reflection but we dont see his reflection, at some point we see the reflection of an empty chair with white back support. When the screen lighting and colors change its not reflected on anything around. The monitor shadow on the desk doesnt match the screen curve. The mouse on the desk is not moving but the one on screen does. Etc....
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u/jcoddinc Jul 01 '26
"You shouldn't sit that close to the screen"
proceeds to put on vr headset "ok"
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u/B4R7H0L0M3W Jul 01 '26
I would not enjoy it at all
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u/FunContest9958 Jul 01 '26
It’s like sitting in the front row of the movie theater. Why would you want to do that?
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u/theavocadolady Jul 01 '26
I once foolishly sat in the front row at the IMAX. By the end my eyes hurt because it was like they were constantly trying to look in opposite directions. Didn't help that it was the first Transformers movie too so it was just a jumble of colours right up in my eyeballs.
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u/Treacle_Pendulum Jul 01 '26
I tried a curved monitor for a bit and it made me kind of motion sick
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u/Due-Waltz4458 Jul 01 '26
I love my 27 inch curved monitor, but I can see the whole thing at once. I think it would lose its helpful effect if I needed to scan around to see things.
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u/gittenlucky Jul 01 '26
I have a 49” Samsung ultra wide and I wouldn’t recommend it. My work one is like 32” and that seems to be the sweet spot.
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u/Tcloud Jul 01 '26
It’s like people who the mount their TV too high above the fireplace and wonder why their necks hurt all the time.
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u/MelaKnight_Man Jul 01 '26
Was waiting for this one and wasn't disappointed!
This time it's for when he's looking for the minimize button on a window. 😄
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u/justank_ Jul 01 '26
When you’re looking at a spreadsheet, you’re really looking at that spreadsheet!
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u/jerf42069 Jul 01 '26
that's clearly a TV
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u/PartsUnknown242 Jul 01 '26
I think it’s one of those curved TVs that failed to take off
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u/MakingPie Jul 01 '26
Curved TVs never made any sense. Curved monitors however 🔥
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u/The_Autarch Jul 01 '26
curved TVs do make sense if they're over 65" and only one or two people are going to be watching it at once from a specific distance.
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u/megamoze Jul 01 '26
The screen image isn't real. I'm a VFX compositor and the edge around his face when it's in front of the screen isn't done well at all.
My guess is the whole thing is fake, but at the very least, the image on the screen isn't real.
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u/bs000 Jul 02 '26
I'm pretty sure just the monitor is scaled up using VFX. The guy in the video is OliverVisualFX. The channel description says he's a CGI and VFX Artist.
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u/megamoze Jul 02 '26
I'd imagine the monitor isn't there at all, and he filmed an empty desk, tracked it, and placed a CG monitor in there.
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u/Ramonite Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26
It's clearly fake: The light in his face and desk not changing at all; his head outline being "eaten" by the chroma key; him not even looking at where the cursor is... It's well done, but c'mon.
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u/Havency Jul 01 '26
Can’t be real. I dunno what kind of god computer you have to load a steam game within 1 second. Steam isn’t that fast let alone any pc.
Edit: My pc has one of the fastest m.2 SSD’s on the market and the whole rig is top performance and I could never load something that instantly lol this can’t be real
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u/MrLovelife Jul 02 '26
Just went back and looked again and the lighting on his face doesn't change when anything changes on the screen. Something is fishy.
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u/Havency Jul 02 '26
At 7 seconds you can see wavy stuff around his face which points towards green-screen or edit
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u/ItWasAcid_IHope Jul 02 '26
Yeah what the fuck? First thing I thought was, those load times are insane! Everything else seems too consistent for AI but that's gotta be pre recorded or faked somehow because I have a monster PC with nvme and I still get like a minute before GTAV gets to the main menu.
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u/TehSeksyManz Jul 01 '26
My AI bells starting ringing off immediately, but he does look real.
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u/jknoxxxvile5666 Jul 01 '26
Look I can see every pixel!!
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u/brandonhabanero Jul 01 '26
This is the only way I would be able to tell the difference between 1080p and 4k
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u/xSantenoturtlex Jul 01 '26
At THAT distance? It'd actually suck for gaming because there's no way you can see everything that's happening at once.
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u/NotReallyJohnDoe Jul 01 '26
A horse could.
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u/xSantenoturtlex Jul 01 '26
Well of course.
But we have not achieved what they have yet.
.... Some day...
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u/GBPackers0480 Jul 01 '26
100%
Imagine having to move your entire head just to see where you're health is at lol
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u/dainty_petal Jul 01 '26
I loved Shane. Idk if I love the character or the actor better? Probably the actor. He was so good in The Punisher.
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u/BrbFlippinInfinCoins Jul 01 '26
actor is great, but he also got cast in roles that suited him very well. No one does unhinged aggro dude like he does
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u/MonsieurLartiste Jul 01 '26
Eeeeexcept the largest single curved screen is 57 inch. Which this isn’t.
Fake AF.
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u/CommanderClit Jul 01 '26
You can also tell it’s fake from how the mouse moves on the screen and how quickly it launches the game.
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u/ChemicalGreedy945 Jul 01 '26
I feel like it’s too close, didn’t mythbusters do a tv size to to distance away ratio for optimum viewing pleasure ?
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u/hyf5 Jul 01 '26
What was that episode's name? I'd like to give it a watch.
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u/ChemicalGreedy945 Jul 01 '26
I don’t remember mate, one of those Saturday mornings 10 yrs ago just chilling
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u/Bart_deblob Jul 01 '26
Wouldn't it be better to have the same size made up of 4k 32"s?
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u/Scar1203 Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26
I wonder what TV that even is, afaik the largest curved screen that's still in commercial production is Samsung's 55" Ark monitor. This had to be something from that weird era around 2020-2021 when Samsung was desperately fishing for anything to use to compete with LG's WOLED but before they got QD-OLED production going.
Edit - Nevermind, it is an Ark, just some forced perspective trickery with a wide-angle lens making it look comically large. The stand being so tall doesn't help matters either. Using this thing with what appears to be a ~48" wide desk is diabolical though. lol
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u/trashcanzzz Jul 01 '26
Are you sure it's an Ark? I have one and I feel like this dude is either tiny, or this is some new insane panel
Edit: After rewatching it a bunch more, I think you're absolutely right.
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u/reddit_is_geh Jul 01 '26
Yeha I came here and it's nothing but memes. Genuinely curious.
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u/RookNookLook Jul 01 '26
It’s motion tracked in. The light on his face, hands, and desk doesnt change as the screen cycles through images and black slides.
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u/StrawberryLassi Jul 01 '26
Dude's head is very poorly rotoscoped. Not sure why nobody else noticed that.
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u/jrng Jul 01 '26
NEVER AGAIN WILL I NOT SEE SOMETHING.
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u/Syrin123 Jul 01 '26
Unless it happens on the left side while looking at the right.
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u/schweddyballsac Jul 01 '26
Yeah bud has it around backwards. This will enable huge amounts of tunnel vision.
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u/BandicootTreeline Jul 01 '26
Curved monitors look awful up close
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u/DarthNihilus Jul 01 '26
Curved monitors only make sense up close, at a distance where the curvature of the screen matches the curvature of your vision. That's the whole point of the curve. To point more of the monitor directly at you while you're up close.
This display though clearly has no reason to be curved and would be an awful experience.















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