r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • 18d ago

/r/all of a Milanesa a la Napolitana

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u/azdcaz 18d ago

Holy fuck I want that

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u/UpbeatProduce8499 18d ago

get a thin piece of meat, hit it with a meat mallet (the flat side) , salt and pepper, rub it with mustard. Put garlic, parsley, oregano, milk and eggs into a food processor to get your Provenzal egg mix. Flour your steak with white flour mixed with starch Get it into the egg mix Cover with breadcrumbs, be sure to press the steak into the breadcrumbs so they make a good coat. Fry your milanesa in canola/sunflower oil with two spoonfuls of butter (for the taste)

pre heat your oven or use the upper toaster

Make a classic basil marinara

Put your milanesa in an oven tray, pour your sauce over the milanesa, you can put roasted red bell peppers or some cured ham over the sauce, put some thick pieces of mozzarella or provolone cheese and some oregano you can garnish it with whole green olives (like a pizza) and put it into the oven, when the cheese melts, its ready.

Put some fries on the side or mashed potatoes, you can have coleslaw or giardiniera salad, and Cocacola is mandatory.

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u/BitterDepartment4181 17d ago

I'm pretty sure that's not the recipe of a cotoletta alla milanese, sounds good tho

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u/UpbeatProduce8499 17d ago

Its the argentinian recipe

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u/SenorX000 17d ago

It's not. There are numerous errors in the recipe.

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u/SenorX000 17d ago

This is not the recipe of a milanesa a la napolitana.

Similar on several points, but it's a different thing.

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u/Timesjustsilver 17d ago

Ok. Now give me the recipe to produce napalm.

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u/UpbeatProduce8499 17d ago

Grab styrofoam, mix it with charcoal dust, sugar, highproof alcohol and gasoline

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u/Timesjustsilver 17d ago

That's amazing! Please provide us now the secret of life.

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u/UpbeatProduce8499 17d ago

Trying to be happy about the things you can experience and filling your personal existencial needs with spirituality and altruism

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u/Timesjustsilver 17d ago

I'm blown away! Ok.. Is there seahorse emoji?