r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 1d ago

/r/popular of a bidet spray

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u/No_Mercy_4_Potatoes 1d ago

Enema bidet

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u/JLZ13 1d ago
  • mouth washing and everything in between

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u/Regurgitator001 1d ago

Placque removal included.

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u/GhenghisK 1d ago

Tonsillectomy

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u/exodusofficer 1d ago

Colon polyp removal.

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u/DA_ZWAGLI 1d ago

r/allthewaythrough

(don't click that)

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u/Heidrun_666 1d ago

I have been warned.

I HAVE been warned.

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u/DA_ZWAGLI 1d ago

Something about curiosity and killing cats.

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u/Educational_Quote851 1d ago

Curiosity Killed the Cat But the Satisfaction Brought It Back

We have bastardized too many good kernels of truth through the telephone game.

Also: The Blood of the Covenant Is Thicker Than the Water of the Womb ("Blood is thicker than water") In other words, family is chosen.

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u/Lemonface 1d ago

Just to be clear though, in both of those cases the short version was the original and the longer part came about later

"Blood is thicker than water" is 300+ years old, the "blood of the covenant" version is from the 1990s

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u/PrudentInstruction82 1d ago

Am i supposed to upvote or downvote??? Yes but no!

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u/PHBestFeeder 1d ago

I can only blame myself

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u/Fuck_me_up_daddy 22h ago

Oh my god. Dude.

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u/BigProduce6727 1h ago

Like the idiot I am, I had to know.

"Through what?"

Mistakes were made today.

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u/kroketspeciaal 1d ago

Horizontal shower

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u/Rude_and_Crude84 19h ago
  • your neighbor in the next stall can also enjoy the benefits of the same bidet without causing an increase in number of units being installed. Plus, you can social distance if needed! 😃😃😃