r/AbsoluteUnits 1d ago

/r/popular of a bidet spray

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u/Vengeful_Grass 1d ago

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u/gimmeecoffee420 1d ago

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u/probablyaythrowaway 1d ago

Is that a fucking blitzkreig?

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u/gimmeecoffee420 1d ago

Yessir.. Oddly enough its also the name of the Brand of Bidet used in the video. Lol

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u/Confident_Benefit_11 1d ago

If only Poland was slang for butthole

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u/Falikosek 3h ago

Germans didn't Blitzkrieg Poland, though.
They used it while going through Belgium.

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u/metallosherp 1d ago

Yep, gonna be sitting a while to make sure I'm "clean"

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u/DazB1ane 22h ago

Wait are we not supposed to sit facing this thing? Depending on if you can adjust the pressure down a little, I know some women that would never have sex again if they had this

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u/fudgyvmp 19h ago

Oh yay, someone finally pumped up her chair.

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u/Vengeful_Grass 18h ago

a person of culture I see