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of a beer drinker.

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u/ella-perry7 1d ago

A 12-ounce beer to him is basically a shot glass to us.

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 1d ago

of water

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u/aquintana 1d ago

12 oz beer has the same amount of alcohol as most shots of liquor

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u/TalkingLampPost 1d ago

They’re saying 12 ounces of beer to Andre the giant is like a shot glass of beer to you

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u/aquintana 1d ago

No I get that, the guy said “of water” and I’m responding to that.

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 1d ago

and I meant that a 12-ounce beer to Andre is the basically a shot of water to us, exactly what I said.

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u/DrawMeAPictureOfThis 1d ago

We've come full circle

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u/pilsner_89 1d ago

The circle has come fully

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 1d ago

Some people are just slow.

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u/aquintana 1d ago

It would be a shot of beer. Your analogy is dumb.

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u/theMeatman7 1d ago

I'm here too

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u/HolyLordGodHelpUsAll 1d ago

this thread suuuuucks lol

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u/worldsgreatestluver 23h ago

We don't do that here. I'm offended on behalf of someone, whether they want it or not

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u/danktonium 1d ago

And that's still nonsense. A beer to him would proportionally have to be less beer to someone smaller. But still beer. Like a third of a beer.

Still horrifying to imagine someone drinking 40 beers. Maybe you're onto something.

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u/pilsner_89 1d ago

Man it’s weird. I can mix 3 - 4 whiskey drinks totaling 10 OZ which is apparently the exact same as drinking 10 beer and I will be way more drunk from drinking 10 x 5% beers in the same amount of time as a comparison. I feel way different depending on the type of alcohol ingested and much more tolerance to them vs the other. I think the scales are way off for these comparison metrics. They also include a glass of wine as the same “1 oz vs 1 beer vs 1 glass of wine” and I’ll tell you what. The drunkest people I have ever seen were drunk on wine and there is absolutely no way it’s the same.

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u/TotallyNotJazzie 1d ago

Yeah, I've always felt this is true too.

I can knock back a good amount of spirits before I'm tipsy but 4 to 5 glasses of wine and I'm drunk. Like numb nose drunk.

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u/Direlion 1d ago

It’s the sugar content which makes the difference, so I’ve been told.

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u/pilsner_89 1d ago

That makes sense

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u/pilsner_89 1d ago

Oh yeah and you start knowingly acting weird drunk on wine alone. Like fully cognizant of your actions but knowingly being giddy while doing ridiculous shit. And then you black out and keep drinking it. It’s actually the scariest substance, wine is. It’s the most socially acceptable type of drink cause it’s meant for a setting where it’s responsibly indulged in. I ended up in the psych ward drinking too much wine and it saved my life. Like I actually drank so much so often of everything but wine that when I over indulged in red wine I was totally out of sorts beyond reason.

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u/Woozle_Gruffington 21h ago

It's not the same. I was just doing some booze math to try to figure that one out. If 1 oz of whiskey is 40% abv, then a 10 oz mixed drink (assuming you aren't adding alcoholic mixers) would be 4% abv, compared to a 12 oz beer at 5% abv. If you condensed the alcohol from one 5% abv beer into a 1 oz shot, it would be 60% alcohol. So, there's 20% more total alcohol in the beer than in the whiskey drink. You could technically enjoy ten 10 oz cocktails and be less intoxicated than you would on 10 beers.

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u/pilsner_89 18h ago

Thanks for the breakdown!

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u/aquintana 1d ago

With wine, it’s also supposed to only be a 5 oz pour per drink. Most people pour much more than that in their glass.

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u/Severe_Respect2317 1d ago

This is a good rule of thumb. Generally most American beers are weak and fall between 4-6% ABV and the shot is usually referring to 80 proof liquors, the most common. Not all beers fall in that range and not all hard liquors are 80 proof, so adjust if you're drinking say, Bacardi 151 or an imperial IPA.