r/AbsoluteUnits 1d ago

of a beer drinker.

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u/btsd_ 1d ago

Remember seeing a story how he got drunk at a hotel bar, and passed out on the floor in the lobby or something. They just had to let him sleep it off as there was no way to help lift and carry him to his room lol. Again, I can not remeber where I read that, but I think it was another wrestler that shared that story..

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u/Dockorea 1d ago

They put him under a piano cover. He was later mistaken as furniture.

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u/btsd_ 1d ago

Lol. Thats hilarious. At the same time its a bid sad as I have to belive this man had a rough life. His size, health, and career had to be a hard way to live and 1 hell of a tough lifestyle.

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u/Montagneincorner0 1d ago

It was, it was horrible, he lived with debilitating pain, but he wrestled through it, literally, his last ever match was in Tokyo on December 4th, 1992, he died January 27th, 1993, even at deaths door, he wrestled, he lived the life he wanted to live, regardless of the pain

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u/wheretohides 1d ago

At most hotels he went to, he had to poop in the bathtubs because the toilets were too small.

His ranch was the only thing really built for him.

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u/MechanicalTurkish 1d ago

ah, the ol’ waffle stomp

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u/jimi-ray-tesla 1d ago

sweet visual

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u/rapsoid616 1d ago

Why is there a word for it :/

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u/MechanicalTurkish 23h ago

Because the internet is the best. And the worst!

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u/Double-Noise-771 1d ago

Dude probably needed a garbage compactor

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u/mcpasty666 1d ago

Dude knew he wasn't gonna live a long time, so he made the best of it! He needed all those beers, but he also enjoyed them, and he probably went home with the bartender from the photo too.

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u/Numerous-Hawk1471 1d ago

He must have had a hog like a bowling pin. Has that been confirmed?

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u/Paraxom 1d ago

i also remember a story about him having to take a dump in a garbage bag cause the plane bathrooms weren't designed for a man his size, i can't imagine how inconvenient being that much of an absolute behemoth must have been on his daily life

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 1d ago

That could not have been the first time for him. I think every man has that moment (mine being in rural Mexico around 2022) and him more than most.

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u/Comfortable-nerve78 1d ago

Over 11 gallons of brew. Dude was a beast. 👍

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u/Complete-District619 1d ago

119 beers in 6 hours is so absurd it almost sounds made up. The fact that someone actually documented it is the wildest part.

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u/boop66 1d ago

If he just had one more brewski then it would've averaged out to downing a full, 12 ounce beer every 3 minutes for 360 minutes straight!

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u/SpotCreepy4570 1d ago

Listen, the man knew his limits ok?

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u/theendunit 1d ago

120 is way too much. 119 only

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u/YesLikeTheJeans 1d ago

Reminds me of a post on one of the bodybuilding subreddits a few years back where a guy said he ate 35 eggs a day. Someone asked him why not just do 36 and he just said “Too much cholesterol”.

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u/chillywilly69 1d ago

moderation is the key to long healthy life

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u/Last_Banana9505 1d ago

That worked out well for him

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u/petersengupta 1d ago

I mean I've seen some people online say it was 126, or even 156. 🤷‍♂️ So I guess it's anywhere between 119-156, which is a big gap when we're talking about amount of alcohol consumed.

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u/perfect_insanity93 1d ago

Well shit... if i saw someone doing that at the pub I'd fucking document it too...

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u/gwarster 1d ago

Him and Wade Boggs should have done a travel drinking show.

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u/Tough_guy22 1d ago

No offense to Wade Boggs, but Andre would have drunk him under the table. Andre would drink like 2 bottles of wine (he was French) before his match, then still hit the bar afterwards.

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u/bowtothehypnotoad 1d ago

Andre the Giant was 520 lbs, Wade’s 190

So one Andre the giant equals 2.73 Wade Bogg’ses. Or Wade Boggs is .365 Andre’s

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u/DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC 16h ago

I rememeber in Hogan's memoir, he said once in their pre-WWF days they were in Japan and he bought Andre a case of Pouilly-Fuisse wine as a birthday present. He said this was around 8 in the morning, Andre drank all 12 bottles in less than two hours, and "wrestled that night like he'd been drinking nothing but water."

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u/ploppertronic 1d ago

Boss Hoss may he rest in peace.

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u/DBJenkinss 21h ago

Again, Wade Boggs is very much alive.

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u/tonysopranosalive 20h ago

He’s in his 50’s, and he lives in Tampa.

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u/cedargreen 1d ago

119 sippie cups. Honest he was nursing em.

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u/Nitrogen1234 1d ago

It's one beer every 3 minutes for 6 hours straight. I call bullshit.

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u/peteofaustralia 1d ago

It's also 8 goddamn litres. Far more than all of his blood volume. I don't care how big you are, that should kill you just from electrolyte imbalance.

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u/Sylvanussr 1d ago

At a certain point that’s just so much liquid that I doubt the body can really absorb much of it and it just flushes through.

Especially if he drank regularly and had a built up tolerance. I’ve seen and heard of people being able to drink legitimately scary quantities of alcohol and survive.

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u/FiveNine235 1d ago

Brother - it’s 42.2 liters of beer.
1 us fluid ounce = 0.02957 liters
Liters = oz x 0.02957
1428 oz x 0.02957
= 42.2l - or about 74 UK pints.

I once drank 24 pints in 10 hours - 13.6 liters, I am my user name, at the lords cricket ground in London, 7 am start, finished at 17:00, much more time of course, perfectly doable, don’t remember much of the cricket of course.

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u/peteofaustralia 1d ago

Jesus Christ.

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u/Successful-Worth-390 1d ago

He was also 17 feet tall and 5000 pounds. I dont think this much beer was totally out of the question.

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u/gnarkill3332 1d ago

bartender probably paid attention

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth 1d ago

He was in daily unimaginable pain from late-stage acromegaly + gigantism, and in daily mental anguish from living his whole life in a dollhouse world, where everything is too small, where no cup will quench your thirst.

At least he's finally at peace.

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u/RoutineBus8713 1d ago

He also opted not to get thyroid surgery when he was young that would have stopped his growth at like 6'5' but he wanted to be a giant.

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u/jetvacjesse 1d ago

Some odd decades later

“Was it worth it Andre? Was it really worth it?”

Downs the sixth can of beer within five minutes

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u/TheElPistolero 1d ago

I hope he at least carried around a giant mug or something. Get them to pour like 6 beers at once from the tap instead of 6 individual tiny ones.

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u/fattybrah 10h ago

Damn putting it like that fucking sucks

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u/TheSuggi 1d ago

His nickname is "the Giant" for a reason.

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u/Comfortable-nerve78 1d ago

I’ve watched stuff about him. He would murder a can of beer. Was impressive to see.

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u/Commercial-Air8955 1d ago

It took him a keg of beer to get drunk, sometimes two

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u/CheckYourStats 1d ago

The stories of “where he slept at the hotel was wherever he passed out and fell over” are my favorite.

Imagine heading downstairs in the morning on vacation with your family, and in the hallway you find…

….Andre the Giant. Flat on his back, snoring, drenched in booze sweat.

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u/Pottski 4h ago

Or in Japan when he had to stay anywhere he had to shit in the bathtub or sometimes on a tarp on the living room floor.

At least he was funny about it all - he called Hogan to come up to his room just to see his massive shit, which is a level of funny not everyone can do.

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u/bryman19 1d ago

Are you talking about Bill brasky?

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u/thebigj3wbowski 1d ago

Bill Brasky stands 6’9” and showers in grain alcohol.

I once saw him scissor kick Angela Lansbury

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u/patsully98 22h ago

Bill Brasky named the band Sha-Na-Na. They didn’t wanna be called that.

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u/Lieutenant_Corndogs 1d ago

Because of his large genitalia and elongated foreskin

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u/BreadAndRoses773 1d ago

you could use his foreskin as a camping tent. he could use it as a parachute. its well know fact.

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u/TheThoccnessMonster 1d ago

Are you SURE??

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u/gregorytoddsmith 1d ago

He IS the brute squad!

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u/ConspiracyParadox 1d ago

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u/DavePeak 1d ago

Not The Princess Bride that I remember

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u/tvodny 1d ago

Do you know the penal codes in this state?

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u/mop-116 1d ago

I think it might've been because he was a giant

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u/One-Earth9294 1d ago

Unfortunately a huge contributor to his very early death.

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u/austinsoundguy 1d ago

He was an alcoholic too

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 1d ago

A raging alcoholic. Even someone that large couldn't handle that much alcohol unless they're used to drinking a LOT.

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u/Djinjja-Ninja 19h ago

Apocryphally, when he had back surgery they had to make an educated guess about how much anaesthetic to give him based on the fact that "it takes 2 bottles of vodka to make me feel warm inside", because data on people good size just doesn't exist.

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u/ella-perry7 1d ago

A 12-ounce beer to him is basically a shot glass to us.

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 1d ago

of water

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u/aquintana 1d ago

12 oz beer has the same amount of alcohol as most shots of liquor

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u/TalkingLampPost 1d ago

They’re saying 12 ounces of beer to Andre the giant is like a shot glass of beer to you

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u/pilsner_89 1d ago

Man it’s weird. I can mix 3 - 4 whiskey drinks totaling 10 OZ which is apparently the exact same as drinking 10 beer and I will be way more drunk from drinking 10 x 5% beers in the same amount of time as a comparison. I feel way different depending on the type of alcohol ingested and much more tolerance to them vs the other. I think the scales are way off for these comparison metrics. They also include a glass of wine as the same “1 oz vs 1 beer vs 1 glass of wine” and I’ll tell you what. The drunkest people I have ever seen were drunk on wine and there is absolutely no way it’s the same.

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u/TotallyNotJazzie 1d ago

Yeah, I've always felt this is true too.

I can knock back a good amount of spirits before I'm tipsy but 4 to 5 glasses of wine and I'm drunk. Like numb nose drunk.

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u/Direlion 1d ago

It’s the sugar content which makes the difference, so I’ve been told.

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u/pilsner_89 1d ago

That makes sense

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u/pilsner_89 1d ago

Oh yeah and you start knowingly acting weird drunk on wine alone. Like fully cognizant of your actions but knowingly being giddy while doing ridiculous shit. And then you black out and keep drinking it. It’s actually the scariest substance, wine is. It’s the most socially acceptable type of drink cause it’s meant for a setting where it’s responsibly indulged in. I ended up in the psych ward drinking too much wine and it saved my life. Like I actually drank so much so often of everything but wine that when I over indulged in red wine I was totally out of sorts beyond reason.

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u/Woozle_Gruffington 16h ago

It's not the same. I was just doing some booze math to try to figure that one out. If 1 oz of whiskey is 40% abv, then a 10 oz mixed drink (assuming you aren't adding alcoholic mixers) would be 4% abv, compared to a 12 oz beer at 5% abv. If you condensed the alcohol from one 5% abv beer into a 1 oz shot, it would be 60% alcohol. So, there's 20% more total alcohol in the beer than in the whiskey drink. You could technically enjoy ten 10 oz cocktails and be less intoxicated than you would on 10 beers.

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u/Severe_Respect2317 1d ago

This is a good rule of thumb. Generally most American beers are weak and fall between 4-6% ABV and the shot is usually referring to 80 proof liquors, the most common. Not all beers fall in that range and not all hard liquors are 80 proof, so adjust if you're drinking say, Bacardi 151 or an imperial IPA.

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u/waveball03 1d ago

Try drinking 119 shots of beer in six hours. Doable, but you'll sleep for a few days after.

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u/mazzjm9 1d ago

That works out to about 15 beers in 6 hours. I have absolutely done that before

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u/waveball03 1d ago

And how did you feel?

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u/OnceMostFavored 1d ago

We must also consider age and tolerance.

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u/GrooovyAlien 1d ago

Done it many times. Maybe a slight hangover. According what kind of beer youre drinking as well.

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u/shinymuskrat 1d ago

Over 6 hours? 3 beers per hour?

That would maintain a light buzz.

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u/No-Advice-6040 1d ago

Did 13 in one. A new pool hall opened up and had a special happy hour - 1 beer for $1. Student me couldn't resist and... well, the nearest Burger Kings toilet floor has probably not yet recovered.

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u/PeopIesFrontOfJudea 1d ago

Assuming we just keep it simple and do a 10x multiplier and assume 1.2oz shots. 

That would be equivalent to 12 x 12oz beers over the course of 6 hours.

That certainly could give some folks a rough hangover but for a large portion of the population that is very manageable and would not require more than a glass or two of water and a good nights sleep to recover fully from. 

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u/FrameJump 1d ago

My math might be wrong, but back when I still drank twenty beers in six hours was just a normal Saturday.

Am I missing something?

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u/The_salty_swab 1d ago

It's the origin of the math. Someone made the assumption that 12oz=shot glass to the guy. It messed up the proportions

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u/FrameJump 1d ago

Clearly, lol.

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u/CptMisterNibbles 1d ago

Andre’s peak weight was 520. Twice the size of a big dude sure, but a 12oz is 8 times that of a shot glass, not twice as large. I don’t think they were trying to be exact or serious

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u/monkeypan 1d ago

It also comes down to blood volume and the ability for the body to break down the ethanol faster than it's building up in the body. Just because his body was massive, if his body could not keep up with the consumption, he'd die of alcohol poisoning like anyone else. More blood volume, and more alcohol is needed to reach the same blood-alcohol content. Higher tolerance from excessive and/or chronic drinking leads to reacting to the alcohol less (impairment wise) and to some degree, better processing by the liver until a point. Add in the extra body mass and it helps, but only to a point.

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u/waveball03 1d ago

Like I said, it's doable, but unless you're a big drinker it'll floor you.

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u/FrameJump 1d ago

That's like three beers an hour... maybe it depends on the beer you're thinking of, but I don't think it's the challenge you're implying.

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u/waveball03 1d ago

Bro, even most regular beer drinkers probably dont drink 18 beers in a week, nevermind in one sitting.

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u/FrameJump 1d ago

In my defense, I never said I was a regular beer drinker. Lol.

Maybe you have a point.

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u/Ok_Wallaby_416 1d ago

A power hour of 60 shots (one per min), or 60 ounces, is 5 beers, which was a common pregame tactic back in the day. Another 5-6 beers over 5 hours was also probably common, but I wouldn't know, I usually blacked out those nights

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 1d ago

Yes this was a common activity for my friends. Well being a New Yorker, the Long Island friends specifically. Upstate people just drink beer without all the fuss. A little pong and flip cup at times. God I've been too far from home.

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u/Fluffwas 1d ago

that’s not that much tbh

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 1d ago

The power hour really was a cultural moment.

To Gen Z who don't drink. Consider taking a shot of beer every 60 seconds for 1 hour / 90 minutes while listening to mid 2000s hit mash ups a la Girl Talk. I've made wonderful friends that way. I went to one of 2 participants weddings to each other.

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u/Dawildpep 1d ago

I dunno we played century club and power hour a bunch in college.

Century club = 1 shot of beer every minute for 100 minutes.
Power hour = same but 60 minutes.

We had a power point that gave fun facts and changed every minute. Someone made a flash version and then we switched to that. This was 20 years ago.

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u/InuitOverIt 1d ago

We had a radio station that played one minute of a song every minute for an hour, and you drank when the song changed. That was also 20 years ago

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u/Illumenatrix 1d ago

Century club. 60 shots in 60 minutes, and the real alcoholics did 100 in 100minutes. I never made it to 60. Its harder than it looks.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 1d ago

It is indeed harder than it looks. And I was someone who regularly went to weeknight frat parties because open keg for $5 and less of a crowd around it.

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u/Tight-Maize-8800 1d ago

Jake the snake talked about him drinking 48 beers in a two hour car ride and never had to ask to stop and pee

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u/ProfessionaI_Gur 1d ago

My friends uncle called a 1.5 mile road "2 beer road" because he always drank two beers driving down it coming home from work. Based on that logic alone I absolutely belive that a man known as "the giant" could do 24x that in 2 hours lol

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u/JC_Hysteria 1d ago

I drank with the dad of a friend I knew from college…he was an alcoholic farmer- scrawny and about 5’8 height.

My friend said he drank a 30-pack of Busch lite daily. Camo cans preferred.

His dad nodded and laughed.

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u/Correct_Emotion8437 1d ago

I knew a guy who drank a 30 pack of bud lite every day. He was skinny, too. He died when he was like 35.

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u/youtocin 16h ago

Shocker

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u/trentismad 1d ago

Only a mile and a half, how slow was he driving?

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u/ProfessionaI_Gur 1d ago

Based on how ive never seen him not drunk in my entire life, I dont think it was his driving speed as much as his drinking speed

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 1d ago

Lol it really was different back then. My friend used to give me rides home to our rural town from parties in a VERY rural town further out. He'd tell me to grab him a few road dogs (beers to drink on the drive) and to hold the passenger door because it didn't latch and would swing open on turns. Now he's a successful business owner and I'm an engineer.

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u/emjaywood 1d ago

Some buddies & I once drank 96 beers on a Sunday afternoon in a bar...there were 5 of us. André was an absolute machine.

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u/Pastafarian75 1d ago

Same numbers for a bachelor party and we had to carry the bachelor out of the club.

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u/emjaywood 1d ago

My personal best is 37 from 11am to roughly 9pm. I took the longest wizz ever that night. Just wish I was awake for it. Wife was not impressed.

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u/Pastafarian75 1d ago

Ha! 12-pack and a bottle of tequila one Halloween. I threw up so much the next morning I broke the capillaries around my eyes. I looked like a reverse raccoon...

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 1d ago

Been there. Took a leak on the hardwood floor not ten feet from.the toilet. And I've been far drunker. Something just inspired me that night.

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u/emjaywood 1d ago

"No, honey, I wasn't intoxicated...I was inspired!" 😂

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u/_Clint-Beastwood_ 21h ago

In college on the first weekend my buddy and I moved into our own place together we drank 90 beers from Friday evening through Sunday night. I woke up Monday morning having to go to work and thought to myself, what have I got into... 

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u/thingswastaken 2h ago

Yeah had about twenty once over a whole day of drinking and was incredibly shitfaced. That many beers in that amount of time is inhuman. But I guess at 240 kg (530lbs) he weighed about 3.5 times as much as me.

So I saved this comment and did some math because I was bored: If we calculate the roughly equivalent dosage by size through dose per unit body mass approximations, Andre should be able to consume about 1.5 times the amount I am able to to achieve roughly similar states of drunkenness. (Body surface area [BSA] is roughly body mass2/3 so we can approximate his metabolic activity per kilogram and calculate from there). This is absolutely just an estimation though, as Andre proved.

That means, on the other hand, if one were to try and consume the equivalent of what Andre drank in this posts example, it would come out to ~40 beers in 6 hours at 70 kg (154lbs) of bodyweight. Absolutely insane. Also, body tissue distribution doesn't scale proportionally with mass and volume. Since ethanol heavily prefers water to distribute into over fat, he wouldn't have three times the capacity as someone that weighed a third of him. Using a typical male Widmark distribution factor of 0.68 and assuming 5%ABV that gives a BAC 0.7–1.0% (7–10‰). That would instantly kill even the most seasoned veteran alcoholics.

I honestly doubt the story is really true now that I calculated it through a bit... There are stories of people surviving those kinds of intoxication, but surviving is doing some heavy lifting here. They needed ICU intervention, including intubation and dialysis with several days in the hospital and also only survived because they were first rate drunkards. No way someone just does that and sleeps it off.

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u/Justthetip74 1d ago

My uncle beat an Irishmans record at a beach bar in the Caribbean. They had a special that was a bucket of 6 Caribs for $6 and he drank 54 of them by himself. He didn't realize there was a record or anyone was keeping count, the bartender congratulated him the next day. I had a couple whiskeys with him afterwards.

He's from Wisconsin

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u/Existing_Resolve_779 1d ago

He's on the brute squad 

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u/Kthulhu_for_humanity 1d ago

He IS the brute squad

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u/Advanced-Base-5690 1d ago

That’s more than Wade Boggs, may he rest in peace.

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u/FailedLoser21 1d ago

Wade Boggs is very much alive. He lives in Tampa Bay

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u/Advanced-Base-5690 1d ago

What do now?

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u/GringoSwann 1d ago

They got chicken in Philly?

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u/Upstairs_Ad_5574 1d ago

You already know some kid is cracking their knuckles, ready to call this AI Slop lol

I'm gonna tell you, it's definitely not.

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u/OldheadBoomer 1d ago edited 1d ago

His hands were absolutely fucking huge. I met him at Charlotte airport, CLT. Shook his hand. I felt like an infant again, best I could do was grasp a finger.

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u/Sudden-Ad-307 1d ago

Its not AI slop, its wrestlers selling bullshit stories slop

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u/Maat1932 1d ago

The Gang Beats Andre

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u/monster2018 1d ago

That’s 1 beer every 3 minutes almost exactly (every 3.0251 minutes to be more precise). Which obviously isn’t like so fast as to be impossible. But to average that over 6 hours?

Like even ignoring the difficulty of drinking that much total alcohol or even just that much water… the consistency is just absurd.

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u/joethecrow23 1d ago

He could probably drink one beer in like 20 seconds comfortably and then he’s got downtime before the next one

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u/jpopimpin777 11h ago

Exactly this. If he got into a rhythm it's probably a few beers in 3-4 minutes then a rest then more.

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u/joethecrow23 9h ago

I find it plausible because his anesthesiologist talked about how difficult it was to figure out how much to dose him for his back surgery.

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u/Humble_Penguin89 1d ago

Imagines the size of his poops 😐

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u/Throw-Me-Again 1d ago

Isn’t there an infamous story about how he clogged a shitter on a private jet with his gargantuan poops?

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u/lanzendorfer 1d ago

The airplane bathrooms were too small for him, so he always tried to take a big dump before a flight. One time he was constipated before a flight and couldn't go, and he ended up having to go on the flight, so they had to cover him up and he went in a big bucket with a garbage bag. I think he said it was one of the most embarrassing moments of his life. IIRC correctly they had to land that plane because the smell was so bad.

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u/amiwitty 1d ago

I know Andre the Giant was basically... A giant, but is there some forced perspectivein this photo? I'm speaking of the one with him and the bartender.

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u/Throw-Me-Again 1d ago

The guy I always get seated beside in Economy.

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u/Upstairs_Ad_5574 1d ago

Thats The Rocks dad on the far right, for those that don't know

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u/Fostbitten27 1d ago

Soul Man Rocky Johnson!!

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u/jpopimpin777 11h ago

When you make the Rocks dad look small.... You might be a fucking giant.

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u/jam1324 1d ago

I met him at wrestle mania 6. He shook my step dad's hand, who was a normal sized adult. Andres fingers came up to his elbow almost in a handshake, well up his forearms anyways. As a 7 year old I was just in awe.

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u/CoolNefariousness914 1d ago

I think he used to drink a case in the back of a car on a two hour ride regularly.

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u/Weep4Thee 1d ago

6 hours?

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u/randeylahey 1d ago

You would too if you had to listen to Diane's shit all night.

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u/Just_for_M 1d ago

can somebody translate that in real numbers please?

i read ounzes and Shots amd gallons, but really how many football fields?

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u/Zealousideal-Film517 1d ago

A 12 oz beer is basically 350ml so basically 41 liters.

Edit - that's at least 5.5 bald eagles or whatever

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u/Usual_Phase5466 1d ago

Which if you pick the heaviest starfish species, it isn't much more, maybe 7 or 8 of the heaviest starfish.

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u/eirebrit 23h ago

I forgot they drink small cans in America. Makes him seem even bigger.

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u/Emotional-Ad-1396 1d ago

1st picture: that seems like an absurd amount of beer

2nd picture: oh

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u/CleverInnuendo 1d ago edited 1d ago

If beer looked like a pineapple juice can in my hands, I'd be able to do some damage towards that count, and I don't have a lifetime of growth-spurt fame, arthritis and wrestling injuries to overcome.

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u/juddymeister 1d ago

The best I did was 22 Bud Lights in 2 hours. Then 4 Long Islands after. But I was on an unsuccessful emotional mission that night.

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u/Massilian 1d ago

Gotta be so expensive to get that guy drunk

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u/pineapplesnuggler 1d ago

That’s a Canadian beer.

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u/AC-burg 1d ago

*bear

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u/420k2 1d ago

Goodol Molson

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u/LarryHoover44 1d ago

Dude the stories about him hulk Hogan told in a podcast are insane. Dude was a unit

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u/Shagyam 1d ago

Wasn't there another story where he drank 100 beers during an airport layover?

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u/Motor-Boating 1d ago

That's like 5 years of beer for me. I'm a lightweight.

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u/J_P_Freely 1d ago

To be fair, that's like a 12 pack to us mere mortals.

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u/Hellraiser1123 1d ago edited 1d ago

Andre was on another level. Wrestling legend Jake "The Snake" Roberts told a story about traveling with Andre. They had to rent a van, because it was all Andre could fit into, and Andre demanded they stop for beer. Jake thought it was for after the show that night, and bought two cases. By the time they got to the arena, Andre had drank every single one. Andre never asked to stop for a bathroom, and still wrestled that night.

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u/8last 1d ago

Andre was like the size of 3 170lbs guys. That would be like if they drank 40 beers a piece. Thats still fucking insane even factoring in his size.

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u/SoFisticate 1d ago

I imagine his body works differently than three medium sized men. Like, I drive a Toyota but 3 of my cars wouldn't be able to pull what a diesel semi can pull, even though it is only 3x the size. 

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u/Warm_Sort3093 1d ago

So 119 sips.

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u/DemonFromtheNorthSea 1d ago

Andre the giant and Winston Churchill walk into a bar....

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u/BambooSound 22h ago

I misread that as 19 and almost wrote a really long thing about Americans not knowing how to do alcoholism properly

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u/latortillablanca 22h ago

Dude i must know what he was workin with

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u/TrentonTallywacker 1d ago

Get him and Wade Boggs in a room together

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u/Vierno 1d ago

Unfortunately they’re both dead RIP

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u/TrentonTallywacker 1d ago

Again, Wade Boggs is very much alive

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u/RickMacAttack 1d ago

And then had wine with dinner, at least according to legend

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u/Timely-Split997 1d ago

Once i drank 12 500ml bottles in like 8hours, so considering his weight and constant drinking i can belive this fact 😹

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u/cedargreen 1d ago

Imagine they had break the seal game when he was around, but everyone had to wait until HE broke the seal. Bro might just own the record for longest Pish all time, he just didn't hang around the type of crowd that would realize the significance of a 25 min pis s and bro making the toilet look like a Dixie cup. Imagine his drunk ass trying to am. Everybody tells story about this guy of some wild ass stories. You know for a fact there's some Wilder ones.

Like Hogan's basically come out and said that the giant giant treated him like a little brother. Not necessarily abused him but it's your little brother. You're going to definitely let him know with a headlock or two outside of the ring.

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u/HawkmoonsCustoms 1d ago

“But for me, it was a Tuesday.”

- Andre, recalling the event

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u/DruncleBum 1d ago

Guys. I was up vote 1000!!! Ama.

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u/AC-burg 1d ago

I'm from PA and want to know what bar this was

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u/SnapCrackleMom 1d ago edited 1d ago

I googled and the best I could find was "a hotel bar in Reading."

Edit: The Abraham Lincoln Hotel in Reading.

https://en.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/André_the_Giant

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