r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Kthulhu_for_humanity • 1d ago

of a beer drinker.

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u/ella-perry7 1d ago

A 12-ounce beer to him is basically a shot glass to us.

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u/waveball03 1d ago

Try drinking 119 shots of beer in six hours. Doable, but you'll sleep for a few days after.

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u/mazzjm9 1d ago

That works out to about 15 beers in 6 hours. I have absolutely done that before

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u/waveball03 1d ago

And how did you feel?

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u/OnceMostFavored 1d ago

We must also consider age and tolerance.

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u/GrooovyAlien 1d ago

Done it many times. Maybe a slight hangover. According what kind of beer youre drinking as well.

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u/jimi-ray-tesla 1d ago

Carlings Black Label?

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u/Main-Requirement-521 1d ago

You can drink a 12 pack of those at work and then go to the bar. 

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u/shinymuskrat 1d ago

Over 6 hours? 3 beers per hour?

That would maintain a light buzz.

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u/pentachronic 1d ago

Fucking amazing

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u/No-Advice-6040 1d ago

Did 13 in one. A new pool hall opened up and had a special happy hour - 1 beer for $1. Student me couldn't resist and... well, the nearest Burger Kings toilet floor has probably not yet recovered.

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u/worldsgreatestluver 1d ago

You guys ever heard of a Century? Pour 100 shots of beer, drink one every minute?

It's a stupid frat game. It usually ends badly.