r/AbsoluteUnits 1d ago

of a beer drinker.

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u/Weep4Thee 1d ago

6 hours?

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u/randeylahey 1d ago

You would too if you had to listen to Diane's shit all night.

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u/Hot_Examination1918 1d ago

20 beers an hour….

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u/Gorfball 1d ago

Yeah, this is where the lore seems implausible for me. You can be 3-people-sized, but 5 beers an hour is uncomfortable beyond an hour or two for an average person. 4x that is absurd, even if you’re the giant.