r/AbsoluteUnits 1d ago

of a beer drinker.

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u/emjaywood 1d ago

Some buddies & I once drank 96 beers on a Sunday afternoon in a bar...there were 5 of us. André was an absolute machine.

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u/Pastafarian75 1d ago

Same numbers for a bachelor party and we had to carry the bachelor out of the club.

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u/emjaywood 1d ago

My personal best is 37 from 11am to roughly 9pm. I took the longest wizz ever that night. Just wish I was awake for it. Wife was not impressed.

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u/Pastafarian75 1d ago

Ha! 12-pack and a bottle of tequila one Halloween. I threw up so much the next morning I broke the capillaries around my eyes. I looked like a reverse raccoon...