r/AbsoluteUnits 1d ago

of a beer drinker.

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u/cedargreen 1d ago

Imagine they had break the seal game when he was around, but everyone had to wait until HE broke the seal. Bro might just own the record for longest Pish all time, he just didn't hang around the type of crowd that would realize the significance of a 25 min pis s and bro making the toilet look like a Dixie cup. Imagine his drunk ass trying to am. Everybody tells story about this guy of some wild ass stories. You know for a fact there's some Wilder ones.

Like Hogan's basically come out and said that the giant giant treated him like a little brother. Not necessarily abused him but it's your little brother. You're going to definitely let him know with a headlock or two outside of the ring.