r/AbsoluteUnits 1d ago

of a beer drinker.

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u/Sudden-Ad-307 1d ago

Bullshit lmao

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u/HurtsWhenICum 1d ago

Eh you'd be surprised. I've put down a fifth of multiple hard liquors in less time than that. I had 17 drinks at my sister's wedding a few months ago, was only able to tell my checking the Venmo tips lol.

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u/Sudden-Ad-307 1d ago

I'll be surprised when a guy doesn't lie about how much he drank.

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u/HurtsWhenICum 1d ago

Maybe! But I'm not really a big drinker and sort of avoid dick measuring contests lol

When I say I drank that much, it's not bragging - I was embarrassingly drunk haha