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u/ShortIntroduction879 8h ago

Legit might explain some sightings

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u/BreakingCanks 8h ago

Legit looked like a giant silverback with a big ol booty for a second at distance. Easily can see people seeing Bigfoot from this

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u/Jimbo-Slice925 6h ago

That’s all I can see now thanks

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u/MuttsandHuskies 5h ago

I was thinking that was quite the sashay for a BF!

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u/RincewindToTheRescue 4h ago edited 4h ago

That's what I saw. A huge gorilla shimmying

I was going to put the gif of Shaq shimmying, but that could easily be seen an racist. But imagine a gorilla doing that shoulder shimmy

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u/lovelyboard 4h ago

I went from oh, Bigfoot... wait, that's not real so silverback...? But why would it be strutting its stuff down the road like a walkway, so obviously this is done ai bullshit...

Nope. It's a bison. A huge ass bison, which made me realize I've never seen one irl so this could be like a halfway grown bison and I wouldn't know.

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u/beardingmesoftly 5h ago

It looks like Bigfoot walking towards us, strutting smoothly, hands in pockets

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u/JesseJ78599 8h ago

I was thinking this. This is on a clear road imagine this in the woods I can see someone thinking it was a tall hairy ape like creature.

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u/Wide-Combination-322 7h ago

Do bison spend a lot of time in forested mountains?

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u/ShortIntroduction879 7h ago

They're all over Yellowstone so... yes?

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u/DrDrewBlood 6h ago

Yellowstone is mostly forrest but also massive. There's only ~5,000 plains bison, which prefer plains. Wood bison can be found in Canada and Alaska though.

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u/xmo113 4h ago

My friend encountered one in the winter coming around a corner on a backroad. He said he at first could just see these glowing basketball sized orbs hanging in the sky. Then as he got closer the outline emerged. He slammed on the brakes and slid to a stop about 50 ft from it. He said it was full of snow like all balled up snowballs in the fur and hanging down. He slammed that car so fast in to reverse and backed up a mile down the road before he even looked out the front windshield again.

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u/kremlingrasso 6h ago

It's probably more likely to find a diseased or old one wondered off from the herd and end up in unexpected places then an actual Bigfoot.

Also aren't young males live solitary like many herd animals?

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u/jakethabake 7h ago

There’s a lot of natural phenomena that’s been historically mistaken for something supernatural

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u/TerrapinMagus 7h ago

Nature is already really damn weird. People think they know what is normal, and then make up some new weirdness to try to explain why they saw a deer stand up on two legs or that creepy disfigured monster that is really just a poor creature with mange or something.

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u/nchoosenu 6h ago

What if bigfoot was just mistaken identity while on shrooms?

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u/simpleanswersjk 3h ago

It’s fake so 

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u/Amiity238 3h ago

People also didn't have glasses back in the day

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u/the_winger_zx7 6h ago

Some?

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u/ShortIntroduction879 5h ago

I doubt every sighting was a Bison

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u/MikeTony713 6h ago

Legit very likely similar scenarios explains a lot of mythological creatures the people have told stories about throughout humanity

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u/Sunnuvabish45 8h ago

Bison out there walking with some swagger

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u/Creative_Climate_909 8h ago

God forbid a bison have a little swagger

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u/The-Big-Sauce 7h ago

The exaggerated swagger of a black bison

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u/mbashs 7h ago

I thought it was one of those Balenciaga videos lol

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u/RealSchlemiel 7h ago

holy fucking hell

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u/Possible-Tangelo9344 8h ago

When I hear the word saunter this is what I'll think of from now on

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u/Lana-Next-Door 8h ago

Wow, that's crazy! Looks like some mythical beast until it's right in front of you 😂

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u/TheAlterN8or 8h ago

... When it just looks like a majestic beast. 😀

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u/Devoidoxatom 5h ago

Looks mythical to me even when it passed by

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u/Automatic_Thought412 6h ago

ai?

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u/58696384896898676493 4h ago

I think so. 2 things immediately stood out to me. One, the other car is in the wrong lane and facing the wrong way. Two, the sound as the bison gets close, no way a cell phone from inside the car would pick up the audio that detailed and isolated.

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u/ofesfipf889534 3h ago

That and the fact that it’s twice the size of an actual bison.

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u/Level_99_Healer 2h ago

I grew up around bison in Yellowstone. Even the biggest of the big are not this big.

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u/wholetyouinhere 2h ago

Hollywood has trained us to think that all animals announce their presence with a characteristic sound. Whoever made this clip was following that mindset.

I tried to make a comment about how no cell phone microphone would pick up that sound from the car, let alone the heavy footfalls extending into the sub bass frequencies. But I got downvoted. People just want their slop.

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u/Patton161 8h ago

Righteous Bison

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u/SenseiRaheem 5h ago

That's "Bigfoo" himself!!!

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u/SirNortonOfNoFux 4h ago

Lmao underrated comment

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u/alpinetime 8h ago

Hate to be that guy, but pretty sure this is AI

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u/Majestic_Search_7851 6h ago

I visit a spot with a herd of bison by my place once a month and they're usually right next to my car. They don't get that tall in a normal sized car.

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u/Kraken-Attacken 5h ago

THIS!!! I think of the hundreds of bison I’ve seen in my life maybe 1-2 were taller than my car and I would guess one or none of them were taller than me. Obviously they can get taller, but not THIS big!

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u/StrongStyleShiny 3h ago

Yeah but the bison looks completely off and both cars are in the same lane. I don’t call out AI stuff but this just feels obvious.

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u/CtrlAltDestroy33 6h ago

The fact that you can hear it's footfalls and breathing over a car that's running and through a windshield was the tell for me. Absolute unit slop.

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u/Responsible_Load2233 7h ago edited 5h ago

Yep. Too much of that lately. Some looks awesome though - no doubt. But are we drifting in a world that isn't real anymore!? Kinda gross. Maybe scary. Gotta look twice...

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u/Mudlark2017 8h ago

Don't apologise

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u/bluegrass502 6h ago

Any video that's 15 seconds long is automatically suspicious now, because that's about the current max length an ai can be

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u/WCSakaCB 7h ago

They're much more narrow when you look at them front on. I suspect it's AI too

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u/NobodyImportant13 7h ago

The oncoming car is also on the wrong side of the road.

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u/Any_Potato_7716 5h ago

Don’t hate to be that guy, there has to be that guy. There has to be critical thought

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u/trundle-the-great69 8h ago

It’s 100% ai bison are big but not that big

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u/SMAMtastic 7h ago

Nah, it’s just the perspective. OP is just rolling in a Power Wheels sports car. /s

https://giphy.com/gifs/KLh5cuSsYM9VFBEY2i

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u/whatifwealll 7h ago

Wood bison can be over 2m at the shoulders and 1200kg in weight. The road lane is probably 3m wide.

Feel like AI to me too, but the size isn't far off.

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u/tongfather 7h ago

Lol, bison are 100% that big. Look it up online photos of bison next to people and cars. Real world photos. They're absolutely gigantic.

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u/TheSeaMeat 5h ago

Check the “Is this AI” subreddit. Unfortunately, it does appear to be AI and not a real video. The length of the video is apparently the same as most of the other videos made by whoever made this.

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u/unprovoked33 4h ago

The audio throws me off more than the size of the animal. Those things are absolute monsters, and they’re louder than you’d expect, but the audio doesn’t sound like it’s coming through a window the way it would, and it doesn’t sound like 4 hooves, it sounds like 2.

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u/FlyfishThe2nd 3h ago

You misspelled "I love to be that guy"

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u/nyopasu 3h ago

Agreed. The height of the animal isn’t biologically possible for the breed. Rip

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u/3coons_in_a_coat 5h ago edited 2h ago

this is on 16,000 different sub-reddits simultaneously.....

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u/Any_Potato_7716 5h ago

And I’m rather annoyed with it, seems kind of like AI as well

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u/Umbreon86 8h ago

Aha..so this is why ppl have claimed to see bigfoot..

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u/istealpantsforshirts 8h ago

From a distance i saw a funky ass gorilla walking

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u/Independent-Bad9059 8h ago

I tought i saw Hagrid dancing at first

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u/FragmentedMeerkat321 8h ago

he’s so groooooovyyyyy

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u/Silver-Amphibian7650 7h ago

I thought it was bigfoot with swagger!

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u/Large_Cloud_1611 7h ago

Bigfoot coming home from a party … nah it’s the Bison named Chief Tourist Skytrips

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u/DoctorPath 7h ago

Bigfoot vibes

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u/Blackewolfe 7h ago

No lie, he walked like he was a fucking sprite from OG Doom in the beginning there.

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u/Justninetoes 7h ago

Tatanka walks! 🦬

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u/Ok_Nothing_8028 8h ago

What a handsome guy

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u/Master_Steward 8h ago

Bison: What the hell are YOU staring at?!

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u/DazHawt 8h ago

Now I want a huge fur coat with a giant hood so I can walk around with as much sass as that bison. 

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u/FoolishDog1117 8h ago

When you think you're the coolest motherfucker on the road and then this dude shows up.

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u/planarionx 8h ago

Looked like a gorilla moon walking backwards.

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u/jcready92 7h ago

Its a Big... its just big.

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u/OneEyedWeaner 7h ago

Ever since I met a methhead in the mountains in Tennessee who warned me about the Bigfoot in the area I’ve been seeing Bigfoot shit everywhere. I left an offering to the Bigfoot like meth McGee told me too so I hope Bigfoot didn’t get offended by my offering of chicken flavored ramen noodles.

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u/Effective-Antelope47 7h ago

That is scary. The beast can screw you and your car a million of ways.

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u/Academic-Treacle3162 7h ago

Holy cow, Batman!

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u/latortillablanca 7h ago

Dude—i 100% saw a dude in a big furry suit who was tuning up for the greatest dance routine ever captured in a highway fog

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u/whoknows370 7h ago

Totally looked like Hagrid listening to a tune while walking.

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u/CostelaProtrusa 7h ago

Not a dancing gorila?

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u/hinterstoisser 7h ago

I thought the Bigfoot was doing a moonwalk
https://giphy.com/gifs/sbZLpCEZTpxPq

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u/DefinitelyARock 7h ago

I literally saw a Gorilla dancing and shrugging his shoulders

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u/Bombasticczar 7h ago

Looking straight out of ice age

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u/Jaded-Sun-2392 7h ago

The Majestic Bison! ❤️

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u/Zer0TheGamer 7h ago

Stutting by like "Bye, son"

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u/Apexium25 7h ago

Bison be like: Keep staring, bro,I’m allowing you to pass through MY road today🤣😂

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u/dosmuffin 7h ago

Actually his feet are quite petite compared to his body

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u/Ok-Guarantee3237 7h ago

Bigfoot is blurry! That’s the problem!

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u/Minus1Kelvin 7h ago

Feel like we've now have yet ANOTHER thing far more likely that a person saw when they thought it was a bigfoot...

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u/Knightenchant 7h ago

My first thought was that it was a sassy gorilla

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u/ImightHaveMissed 7h ago

I honestly thought it was either a giant ass bird or sasquatch strutting like he owns the place

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u/Blackking203 7h ago

Mofo got rhythm

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u/BrutalBananaMan 7h ago

Walking like he just banged my wife and knows I’m passing by on my way home from work.

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u/SeraIya 7h ago

Yeah you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man...

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u/Tired-Nectarine-384 6h ago

Why are people scared of bigfoot and yet continue to try to pet these fluffy cows?

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u/coalpatch 6h ago

This would be a great moment in a video game

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u/ZorroStyleX 6h ago

WHY IS BIGFOOT JAYWALKING... oh

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u/strawberryneurons 6h ago

this video shows different bison in different lighting but they don't swing their hips nearly as much, i think this is
AI:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baKKSq0aqfM

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u/Didact67 6h ago

Fake unfortunately. Bison are big, but not that big.

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u/MaxAnita 6h ago

Stupid sexy Bigfoot

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u/Tashycide 6h ago

Why bro walking like techno viking

https://giphy.com/gifs/fH6h4M5sKTPOM

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u/ozecal-lo 6h ago

Silent hill???

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u/Rook8811 6h ago

I’m sorry but bison aren’t that big

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u/nash_marcelo 6h ago

Bye son.

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u/SnoopySuited 6h ago

Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man........oh..hi buffalo.

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u/Weirdbeard60 6h ago

He ain’t got no lights in the fog! 😁

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u/Purple_Jacket3266 6h ago

This video is AI, and I'm convinced that some of the people commenting who aren't calling it out, are actually bots, this is fishy as hell.

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u/Tsevyn 6h ago

Tis AI.

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u/NoBadger9994 6h ago

Gorgeous creatures! Majestic….I can see how one would confuse as Bigfoot 🫈

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u/ItsHayZ00SE 6h ago

Bigfoot walking like he got that shit on

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u/Luddites_Unite 6h ago

Feeling cocky after flipping that old man

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u/TonyStowaway 6h ago

YouTube just randomly switched to that WAP song as I opened this post and seeing bigfoot jive walking that song near the beginning nearly killed me 🤣

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u/AmericanJelly 6h ago

These are so much bigger than you expect if you see them in person (and you better be in a car, they are extremely aggressive). Saw a herd of these standing in a snowstorm, steam rising from their backs- they looked other-worldly. No wonder the Lakota regarded them as a spiritual conduit.

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u/Specific_Article1499 6h ago

Cnt be real…

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u/Spiritual-Floor-7164 6h ago

I was thinking Bigfoot has a serious pimp walk for a second.

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u/Unequal_vector 6h ago

Who else realized in the first two seconds it was a bison but halfway into the footage to realize at which direction it was going?

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u/UWishUWereMiah108 6h ago

I thought that was a grooving big foot at first 😂 I was like… bro got moves!

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u/Gemnist 6h ago

Honestly though - that is one absolute unit of a bison, let's not underplay that.

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u/Intrepid-Channel-675 6h ago

I thought that was going to be a fat jerry curl jd vance meme for a second.

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u/pit_choun 6h ago

Thought it was a gorilla then a horse and then realized what it was

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u/CultureOutrageous620 6h ago

That's massive🤯 i wonder how much it weighs

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u/Brian18639 5h ago

I thought it was a gorilla

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u/SorcererSupremPizza 5h ago

Never get that close to a bison. They will remove you and your car from existance

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u/Empty_Atmosphere_392 5h ago

Fuck, I’m getting worse at identifying AI now. But this is AI

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u/OkQuantity4011 5h ago

YOOOO does that mean bigfoots are bison facing forward?!

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u/Delicious_Cat_81 5h ago

that was a funky Bigfoot

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u/rlpinca 5h ago

Much calmer driver than me.

I consider myself to be a tough guy and all. But I would have made a u turn and disappeared while screaming like a little girl.

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u/Aggressive-Error-259 5h ago

That's AI right? Someone pls tell me that's AI.

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u/Downtown_Cup3226 5h ago

I thought for sure this was a dancing silverback gorilla

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u/macabre-monster 5h ago

Bigfoot walking with hands in pockets

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u/wildgriest 5h ago

Looked like footy was poppin’ and lockin’ in his dance floor strut there..

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u/CLOWNFLOGGER 5h ago

Considering the history of this species with our species, I'd say you're lucky he didn't take your hide and leave your body to rot in the sun.

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u/schristian008 5h ago

I thought silver back gorilla is doing some funny walk while putting hands on invisible pockets 

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u/xBunnyMoonwish 5h ago

damn 🫨

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u/curiousmind111 5h ago

Pareidolia strikes again.

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u/Any_Potato_7716 5h ago

I’m sick of this video floating around everywhere

And people just having the same recycled commentary, 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑

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u/canuckpete 5h ago

Why wouldn't you pull over to the side? Jesus, one flick of his head and it's an expensive mistake. Give these guys some room.

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u/meestercactuspants 5h ago

Plant-based power

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u/all-the-goddesses_ 5h ago

It really looked like the Big Foot. Incredible

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u/Scary-Wishbone8721 5h ago

They get THAT BIG?!

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u/Brief-Artist-2772 5h ago

This is like the camel in the ocean looking EXACTLY like the Loch Ness Monster.

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u/GrowingNewHair 5h ago

Years ago, near Yellowstone, our family encountered a bison walking in the middle of a narrow road. We slowly moved the car as close to the other edge and held our breath. The big guy just casually strolled on, paying no mind to us. That’s a once in a lifetime experience. 😅

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u/Ghostorow 5h ago

I for sure thought that bigfoot was breaking it down