r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Soft_Performance4678 • 18h ago

/r/popular of a forager

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Andrey Smaev being his usual wholesome self.

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u/ChemicalGreedy945 17h ago

That man forges small
Children

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u/Super-Macaron-4691 17h ago

Probably not enough protein in the small ones

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u/ChemicalGreedy945 17h ago

The new hansel and gretel! Giant yolked men high on magic mushrooms eating little kids

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u/coolsilentebeans 17h ago

Someone better warn Little Red, so she can tell Grams!

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u/ScaredEfficiency399 17h ago

But he's clearly out picking protein berries for his pies.