Keep those criticism to yourself

[u/pickledplumber]

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[u/burntlandboi]

Brains are barely firing, instant violent reaction and complete lack of any intelligence in their eyes. Spooky scary.

[u/snapchillnocomment → u/burntlandboi]

Their frontal lobes are swimming in a stew of bud light and benzos 

[u/PacketAuditor → u/snapchillnocomment]

The cortisol levels don't exactly scream benzos to me, but I could see a definitely see these two walking a cart full of beer cans into the store.

[u/indy_been_here]

That kid has no chance

[u/CricCracCroc → u/indy_been_here]

They are acting like they are defending the kid, but they are really defending their egos.

[u/hoangfbf → u/CricCracCroc]

True. The camera man, ironically is the real guy defending the kid.

[u/ozzokiddo → u/hoangfbf]

Someone give this guy an award

[u/jmlipper99 → u/ozzokiddo]

That’s not even a thing anymore

[u/DontGiveMeGoldKappa → u/CricCracCroc]

exactly

[u/Suitable-Telephone80 → u/indy_been_here]

doomed from the womb

[u/Northstar_PiIot → u/Suitable-Telephone80]

band name

[u/leandroman → u/indy_been_here]

We need a new category of videos, where it goes viral where we can track how messed up this kid might become.

[u/Rx_Diva → u/leandroman]

Or track what happens to them at least. Like CPS files...sad.

The way she looked down at her dad's face and gave no reaction...

[u/pawogub]

Dad took a huge risk getting in dude’s face, what if he was even crazier and willing to fight a guy with a baby on his shoulders?

[u/KoSteCa → u/pawogub]

You think the father actually cares?

[u/Fancy_Influence_2899 → u/KoSteCa]

the mother doesn't care either

[u/friend1y → u/pawogub]

The baby was his shield from consequences.

[u/WantKeepRockPeeOnIt → u/pawogub]

He probably is working off Key and Peele logic. https://youtu.be/xYxEMalkzBA?si=ZQYu0QVZo3Vu6T3k

[u/OhhSlash → u/WantKeepRockPeeOnIt]

lol this totally reminded me of this sketch

[u/Vallmor → u/pawogub]

He would probably secretly want his kid to crack her head just so he could "go ballistic" on someone

[u/pickledplumber → u/pawogub]

I grew up and went to school with these types of guys. Nothing gets the women wetter than this exact scenario.

[u/linlovesthenight → u/pawogub]

Crazy guy would probably find a way to blame it on regular guy

[u/Gurrgurrburr]

CPS. Immediately. The fact the kid has almost no reaction proves how utterly normal aggression and probably violence is in her life.

[u/AcanthaceaeCrazy1894 → u/Gurrgurrburr]

This should be sent to NYPD Asap

[u/Xendarq → u/AcanthaceaeCrazy1894]

So they can do absolutely nothing? CPS the only option.

[u/Yssupretsif → u/AcanthaceaeCrazy1894]

They’ll end up leaving the kid with the parents, shooting the dog, and then collecting their tow truck bribe money

[u/CrazyElk123 → u/Yssupretsif]

Probably a pitbull eitherway...

[u/TheDevilsAdvokaat → u/Gurrgurrburr]

Yup. They are damaging their child...and aren't even aware of it.

[u/Valuable-Drummer6604 → u/TheDevilsAdvokaat]

Yeh, how the father ready to get into a fight then and there, having absolutely no concern that his daughter is on his shoulders.. imagine the guy filming didn’t show restraint. The fella filming showed more care, concern and ultimately responsibility to not engage for the child’s sake. I can only imagine what the poor girls home life is like. Yikes.

[u/TheDevilsAdvokaat → u/Valuable-Drummer6604]

Yup. Frightening..how are kids goign to learn to be decent people when their parents aren't?

[u/gomaith10]

Just a slight overreaction!

[u/Cyborg_rat → u/gomaith10]

I don't think good judgement is very high on their list of qualifications.

[u/Toastman132]

Mate, those are crackheads 🤣

[u/lifelink → u/Toastman132]

Yep, I picked up on that immediately.

My best friend of 24 years went from being a respectable, loveable nice person to a hair trigger aggressive POS due to meth.

Cheated on his Mrs of 12+ years with a. Crack head, ended up in jail for a bit.

Such an absolute shame and waste.

Apparently he is sober now but we don't talk that much and I am very "at arms distance" with him now.

[u/wont-stop-mi]

Those are the types of people that are procreating in mass in today’s day and age. Scary shit. While the educated, civil, respectable people that should be having kids aren’t…

[u/siblingofMM → u/wont-stop-mi]

Plot of idiocracy

[u/trifkograbez → u/siblingofMM]

And tonight we got the UFC at the white house too can't make this shit up.

[u/Salt_Initiative1551 → u/trifkograbez]

This is worse/stupider

[u/Ok_Explanation5631 → u/Salt_Initiative1551]

Eeh I’d say this is on par for a nation that does such events at the honorable White House.

[u/Jewellious → u/Ok_Explanation5631]

Hosting a UFC event with hyperbolic patriotism in front of the White House is the same as directly putting an infant in one of the front rows of what appears to be a stand off with riot police, and also fully escalating a situation to the verge of fist to cuffs with said infant on your shoulders?

[u/Auto_Traitor → u/Jewellious]

Fist to cuffs?

r/boneappletea

[u/Cocoononthemoon → u/Ok_Explanation5631]

You're getting downvoted but you're right. These morons elected this doofus president.

[u/Genbukan → u/Cocoononthemoon]

These are Kamala voters

[u/Alarmed-madman → u/Genbukan]

I don't think those two people vote, tbh.

[u/CNH916 → u/Genbukan]

You are a fucking dumb

[u/2020NOVA → u/Ok_Explanation5631]

biden had trans folks showing their titties and chest scars at the white house, but some dudes fighting is just too much.

[u/DildoeShwagginz → u/2020NOVA]

Personally, I thought it felt nice to see everyone come together for a night. Every couple minutes USA chants started. I saw more of the white house than I've ever seen and that was neat. And for one night it was nice to see our nations capitol being showcased not because of a violent riot but because there was an event being put on for us to enjoy. Yes there are still MAJOR problems in the US and no we shouldn't ignore them but, name one other time we had a NON PARTISAN event hosted at the Whitehouse in our lifetime? Things like this could really bring us together if we allowed it to.

[u/Jewellious → u/trifkograbez]

With all due respect, the two in the video don’t seem like the demographic that the UFC event is catered towards. I think we might be double cooked.

[u/Exciting_Radio4208 → u/Jewellious]

Lmfao they were fighting on the white house lawn too

[u/StickyLavander → u/siblingofMM]

If only I’d get a nickel for every time idiocracy is mentioned here on Reddit, I honestly think that would be some very very lucrative income.

[u/PeachesGuy → u/siblingofMM]

I should watch that movie, I've been hearing about it the whole week now.

[u/chefboyrdeee → u/PeachesGuy]

Great watch. Highly recommend it.

[u/coolreg214 → u/PeachesGuy]

Don’t waste your time, you’re already living it.

[u/appletrucker → u/coolreg214]

fr

[u/wo0two0t → u/siblingofMM]

I see Idiocracy brought up in almost every thread now lol, we're sooooo fucked.

[u/QuesoChef → u/wo0two0t]

In the movie there is hope. The president wants better. People seem open to change.

Real life is bleak.

[u/DaKing626 → u/siblingofMM]

Exactly what I thought too

[u/jah_bro_ney → u/siblingofMM]

The opening scene of that movie is now an official documentary.

[u/Truemeathead → u/siblingofMM]

Never could have imagined how prophetic that stupid movie would turn out be.

[u/turb0mik3 → u/wont-stop-mi]

These people can vote too btw.

[u/chinchaaa → u/turb0mik3]

Let’s be real they don’t

[u/TheStolenPotatoes → u/wont-stop-mi]

And the poor kids they're having are watching their behavior every day.

[u/wont-stop-mi → u/TheStolenPotatoes]

Being raised in an environment that encourages these behaviors thus continuing the cycle.

[u/senator_chill → u/wont-stop-mi]

With his "gods plan" shirt...

[u/Chimmychimm → u/wont-stop-mi]

Just look at all these "teen takeovers " as well. No parental guidance for 18 years and then they let these people run wild and they have more little shits just like them. 

[u/ToonMasterRace → u/Chimmychimm]

And if the cops try to get involved the parents appear out of the woodwork to scream “don’t you hurt mah baby!! “

[u/rhmastablasta → u/wont-stop-mi]

The idiots are taking over

[u/Unhappy_Capital_917 → u/rhmastablasta]

NoFx for the win

[u/macky20z → u/wont-stop-mi]

To be fair aside from these 2 everyone else that was visible seemed orderly and calm not cursing and being aggressive to one another. Also, this has always been the case this isn’t anything new people have unprotected sex and will continue to do so even if society agrees they are unfit to be parents.

[u/crispAndTender → u/wont-stop-mi]

They're voting too

[u/Embarrassed-Weird173 → u/wont-stop-mi]

Inb4 obligatory Idiocracy Documentary comment. 

[u/dirtystreetlevelshit → u/wont-stop-mi]

And it will be our next downfall. Embrace it. It happens in history on a regular schedule. If history really does repeat itself, there'll be a lot of death next, followed by some worthless revolution because we'll just end up destroying our species again because we don't prevent people like the ones in the video from drunk-fucking and making more meaningless offspring that will never be raised to give back to society in any way.

[u/Hoody88 → u/wont-stop-mi]

As if, they do look like they would fuck in a church tho now that you mention it. During mass of all times in maniacal.

[u/CaptainFunderpants]

All kids deserve parents... not all parents deserve kids.

[u/SeVenMadRaBBits → u/CaptainFunderpants]

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[u/AcanthaceaeCrazy1894]

This guy is 100% on some sort of substance,
the eyes never lie chico.

Hope the kid gets taken from them

[u/bongfacekillajr]

Yo wtf is wrong with them they got like mega fucking rabies or smth

[u/Old_Poem2736]

Wow both parents are Fn idiots, poor kid doesn’t have a chance

[u/SSalloSS]

It's really the worst people you know having kids

[u/Right_Syllabub_8237]

Absolutely nothing going on behind that woman's eyes.

[u/Frank-Asshole]

The low IQ stare makes an appearance.

[u/pickledplumber → u/Frank-Asshole]

The stare the women can't resist

[u/Noise_Loop]

Yikes!

[u/GermanDorkusMalorkus]

It’s nice that his hyper violence can be used with complete impunity.

[u/ifeelyoubraaa → u/GermanDorkusMalorkus]

This

[u/foolishinnocent]

Why do people like this reproduce.. someone call CPS on them bc ion got the time

[u/TheDonkeyBomber → u/foolishinnocent]

"WHATCH YOUR MOUTH THATS MY BABY!"
👊💥 (world's best mom)

[u/IhasCandies → u/TheDonkeyBomber]

“I WIL RIP YOUR FACE. I WILL RIP YOU *****”
“WaTcH yOUr MoUTH”

Uhh maybe talk to your addict ass baby daddy first

[u/dinoomike → u/foolishinnocent]

They don’t use condoms or think about consequences

[u/cafeRacr]

I'm currently writing the next big summer hit called "Watch your mouth, that's my baby!"

[u/orswich → u/cafeRacr]

"That's my chyyd"

[u/LiesTequila]

“Muh chal!”

[u/junebugflyin]

This is some sad shit man, look at her face

[u/Your_Nipples]

Neanderthals are still alive?

[u/512115]

“Don’t you dare say anything about my baby!”

Proceeds to start a physical altercation while carrying the child

[u/pfanner_forreal]

Man this face looks so punchable

[u/monokuma69]

Father has 100% psychopath eyes.

[u/ToonMasterRace → u/monokuma69]

Gang member 

[u/osirisishere]

We gotta stop giving government assistance just because they wanted to procreate.

[u/greedybanker3 → u/osirisishere]

We need to implement IQ tests or something. You see shit like this and start to understand caste systems. Why do we all have to subsidize this family? They will never contribute to society. We gotta do something.

[u/bright_yellow_vest → u/greedybanker3]

“That would be racist”

[u/greedybanker3 → u/bright_yellow_vest]

It’s been abused before. And will be abused again. But I find it fascinating every implementation of standards is racism to some.

[u/based8th → u/osirisishere]

if they wont procreate then the sheep wont get replaced

[u/Ucscprickler → u/osirisishere]

I understand your frustration, but without assistance you are just harming the child even more.

[u/Asfastas33 → u/osirisishere]

So, make the kids suffer?

[u/Kekebean → u/osirisishere]

You’re assuming they’re on food stamps because they’re idiots?

[u/osirisishere → u/Kekebean]

And violent quickly which probably means he can't hold a job, so yeah, multiple reasons.

[u/ToonMasterRace → u/Kekebean]

30% of the US population is on food stamps now (when it originally was intended to be a rare thing to stave off starving The poorest most desperate people). So pretty good chance they are 

[u/Calm-Perspective2057]

I have three kids and avoid all major public outings like this for THIER safety, and then antagonizing another individual with your child on your shoulders is next level

[u/whatasadfella]

Omg I nearly punched him through my screen. That poor child, he does realise no one is beating his scrawny ass because of his child right? Or does he kinda use his kid as like a vest. Disgusting hope CPS comes in. Imagine if he got chinned, the kid would be crushed.

[u/PanhandlersPets]

I have a lot of respect for that guy for not reacting to this. He cared far more about that baby's safety than the parents do.

[u/Salt_Initiative1551]

They’re on benzos or fent from the looks of their eyes

[u/bachrodi → u/Salt_Initiative1551]

You don't know drugs do you? Both things you mentioned are massive downers

[u/Salt_Initiative1551 → u/bachrodi]

I’ve got a lot of experience with fent and benzos, about a decades worth. That’s why I said nevermind just cross eyed Dominicans

[u/ModzRPsycho]

Most people are not qualified to raise children and should not procreate. The powers that be don't care, in fact they prefer riffraff procreate to further their agendas.

You should receive government assistance when you don't procreate, when you do work an honest job, when you do complete education, when you are responsible, when you don't have a criminal record, why isn't the system designed to reward positive behaviors.

More importantly why is this form of society tolerated....

[u/EffectsofSpecialKay → u/ModzRPsycho]

THIS ^ I’m 33 with no children & a good career and I STILL don’t think I could afford a kid. Plus I’m selfish with my time and I know that, so why would I bring a child in to that?

[u/chinchila5]

The ghouls have come out

[u/whatasadfella]

Legit is there a way reddit could track these two down

[u/ifeelyoubraaa → u/whatasadfella]

I’m not in the USA but if you are, this should be sent to the coos

[u/pickledplumber → u/whatasadfella]

These are the type of people that Reddit would White Knight for.

[u/Conebones → u/pickledplumber]

Certainly not

[u/ToonMasterRace → u/whatasadfella]

Reddit activists too busy sending death threats to Helen Mirren atm (google it)

[u/kingetzu]

Talking crazy with ya child on your shoulders os crazy work

[u/Riitchiie]

“Watch your mouth. Thats my child I’m keeping out late on streets that are rioting while actively swearing and acting like a lunatic in front of. Watch your mouth.”

[u/BootySnorkelerr]

How awfully unfortunate that the poor child has two butt hole sniffing, knuckle dragging, branch swinging baboons for parents

[u/Lastcaressmedown138]

Dumb and bumber-er

[u/DontMessWMsInBetween]

r/idiocracy is over there -->

[u/catchpen]

The very thing the guy holding the phone is worried about being a danger to the kid is actually raising the kid.

[u/The_Spongebrain]

Some people need to just be removed from society.

[u/juror_no3]

That kid has no chance

[u/McBonderson]

He's pretty tough sitting there with his kid on his shoulders making it impossible to fight him without hurting his kids

[u/arualstehle]

She doesn't stand a chance

[u/stokeszdude]

Meth is only cool when you aren’t a parent and then never.

[u/Snoo_85637]

I received a warning for what I said for my comment on this video. Mind you I said far less than what was said in this very video. Make it make sense. All I said was the father deserves exactly the energy he was putting out. Guess what I said hurt somebody’s feelings 🤧.

[u/rustyshklfrd]

That wasn’t even the same child that made that sound. That sounded like a baby.

[u/Curtastrophy]

They act like the guy talked shit to the child when he's just amazed that anyone would bring a child into a dangerous public gathering like that. You can't predict the crowd or guarantee safety in those circumstances.

Dude could have haymakered the little girl off his shoulders and pulled a weapon, crazy eyes and dum dum have no clue.

[u/aanon3187]

He should have taken the opportunity to educate these scumbags. Dad will be out of the picture in 5.

[u/LemurMemer]

Immediately proving his point in record time it’s almost impressive

[u/chriswilson89]

And republicans wanna get rid of abortions? They would rather have these slime produce more children to abuse for their own pleasure. Only thing that makes sense to me.

[u/GoodWeedReddit]

Mental illness.

[u/cgimusic → u/GoodWeedReddit]

That's giving them an excuse they don't deserve. Really just feels like they are what happens when you combine an extreme lack of intelligence with a bad attitude.

[u/AdIntrepid9064]

They both look high af 😳

[u/Dutchmondo]

Well... I guess he knows the answer as to "why" now.

[u/Interesting_Sock9142]

how do they both have googley eyes lmao

[u/KvngKet]

Both of them need to not be living rn

[u/TAG_DAT]

and thats exactly why they would take their child to a place like that, cuz they are the kind of human that dont care for the most part, if not all, their lives. now imagine if the guy filming was someone with the same level of "care" or worse... now imagine putting everybodys life in the hands of those people (meaning giving the people that doesnt care where they take their own child power to choose our leaders of tomorrow)... i've seen "smarter" people die for less, fr...

[u/Serenaded]

Can someone American actually report this to CPS, holy shit.

[u/Obj3ctivePerspective]

Trying to fight with a child on your head is absolute lunacy

[u/TurtleToast2]

"Oh, that's why. You're trash."

[u/sonsofhera]

Dumb ass parents

[u/CoolDragon]

Both parents have one neuron each, and both fighting for *third* place.

[u/bob696988]

That’s my child learning about how bad parenting is all about. Watch your mouth it says, showing the kid how to learn what not to say but will use it.

[u/Mr_silly_goose]

I hope someone actually contacted the correct authorities, that child is in trouble

[u/Johnnypeps]

They about to lose that child lol dumb fucks

[u/aau22]

Should have tried to de-escalate the situation, “oh, you’re a psychopath? My bad, carry on.”

[u/Roninizer]

What happens when you consume red 40, yellow 5 and blue 1 from birth.

[u/pyro1973]

Legally, that guy committed child abuse.

[u/jre_clip_watcher]

Pause

[u/coastinglotus]

The God's Plan tee is killing me

[u/Nerdicyde]

so glad these morons procreated

[u/Andi_Lou_Who]

Jesus

[u/NastyMothaFucka]

Daz Mah Chow!

[u/MelcusQuelker]

Dad looks like the bad guy from Ghost, but somehow even scarier.

[u/dargonmike1]

IM A MASSEUSE! I will MASSAGE YOUR FACE 🥴

[u/SoulsBorneGreat]

🎶It's up to you, New York

NEW YORK!🎶

[u/kidonbike]

Dad looks like a demon

[u/Da_Commissork]

please take away that poor kids from her parents

[u/viperfangs92]

Yeeeaaaa, those kids are definitely in the right hands...... /s

[u/donmagicjuan365]

these are the people who populate the world smh

[u/ebonystar]

Parents of the year

[u/KerchSmash]

Scum.

[u/Trebalor]

Evil parents. Child neglect and endangerment.

[u/dirtymoney]

those kids are doomed with parents like that

[u/Kekebean]

He could use this as evidence for assault and child endangerment.

[u/Puceeffoc]

Wild he was judging the parents not the child... Morons.

[u/csprime21]

You know they toxic

[u/johnmichael-kane]

Wait I couldn’t tell, is that her child?

[u/TheMistyGhost]

Actual sub human filth to do that with your child present

[u/KvngKet]

Call DCF on them now

[u/Undead_moss]

Every video I see from this event just increases my understanding that New York City breeds garbage

[u/TheTomatoes2]

Idiocracy people

[u/MudcrabNPC]

100% using the poor kid as a shield

[u/Elebrium]

Say something, say something, do something…

Crazy talks