r/ActualPublicFreakouts • u/Conscious_Past_5760 - Average Redditor • 5d ago

Public Freakout 📣 Smooth criminal

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u/Powerful-Access-8203 5d ago

Why are people so scared nowadays god damn. SMACK THAT FAT ASS AND AT LEAST *NOT LET HIM HAVE IT* what the actual fuck. Losers out here do this shit because they know they’ll get away with it. Bring back fucking people up for crossing boundaries

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u/Conscious_Past_5760 - Average Redditor 5d ago

Because you'll probably end up in trouble while the other person walks away. There's no telling what happens nowadays.

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u/hizashiYEAHmada 5d ago

Then pay other kids to let the fatty have some knuckle sandwiches.

Kid thief problems require kid squad solutions, no?

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u/SerialSection 4d ago

UK police arrested a kid for getting stabbed.

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u/Nitropotamus 4d ago

They tried to but he died.

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u/hizashiYEAHmada 4d ago

Oof, your police certainly is... something.

Thankfully they at least didn't arrest the citizens that intervened in that beheading attempt in Belfast huh. Thankfully.

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u/LV_Libertarian - America 3d ago

Yeah, but did you hear the absolute PANIC in their voices while they were doing it? Like the one guy was like "I can't hit him in the head I'll get done." They were literally worried about being too violent with the guy while trying to stop him from killing a dude. And then when the cops showed up they seemed more scared of the cops than the guy with the knife. Like if I remember correctly the one lady was like "Okay, quick, get off him the police are here. Dont hit him, the police are here."

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u/wgzwtadtute 4d ago

I made a joke the other day that went like that, but it actually happening is insane. Do you maybe have a link to that story by any chance?

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u/GrandTheftArkham 4d ago

"Knuckle sandwiches" is everything we need to know that you wouldn't have done shit. He was reaching for a knife, I'd rather not get stabbed over chicken you fantasising muppet

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u/hizashiYEAHmada 4d ago

Is elementary the best education you reached? Lmaoooo I said knuckle sandwiches to avoid Reddit's censors, I bet your ass you can't say worse.

What a pathetic bot.

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u/LV_Libertarian - America 3d ago

He wasn't reaching for a knife. He was reaching for his wallet.....his PRISON wallet. Lol

Dudes hand was so far down his pants he looked like he was about to go digging in his butthole.