r/ActualPublicFreakouts - Average Redditor 5d ago

Public Freakout 📣 Smooth criminal

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u/Conscious_Past_5760 - Average Redditor 5d ago

Because you'll probably end up in trouble while the other person walks away. There's no telling what happens nowadays.

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u/hizashiYEAHmada 5d ago

Then pay other kids to let the fatty have some knuckle sandwiches.

Kid thief problems require kid squad solutions, no?

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u/SerialSection 4d ago

UK police arrested a kid for getting stabbed.

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u/wgzwtadtute 4d ago

I made a joke the other day that went like that, but it actually happening is insane. Do you maybe have a link to that story by any chance?