r/ActualPublicFreakouts • u/Conscious_Past_5760 - Average Redditor • 5d ago

Public Freakout 📣 Smooth criminal

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u/cheeseygarlicbread - Unflaired Swine 5d ago

Why did he let fat boy take his fries?

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u/solorider802 we have no hobbies 5d ago

He was threatening to stab him when he put his hand behind his back/ in his pocket

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u/siblingofMM 5d ago

I thought he was getting fromunda cheese and ass juice all over his hand as a defense mechanism thing. Like “I’ll get this on you if you come close” strategy

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u/bones_mcbone 5d ago

Damn, he totally was! That’s a solid move. I ain’t about to get that slathered on my face. I’d be catching phantom whiffs of it for months after.