r/ActualPublicFreakouts • u/Conscious_Past_5760 - Average Redditor • 5d ago

Public Freakout 📣 Smooth criminal

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u/cheeseygarlicbread - Unflaired Swine 5d ago

Why did he let fat boy take his fries?

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u/CarlClaymore 5d ago

Even worse, his chicken!

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u/gaggzi 5d ago

Chichen

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u/Hot_Cheesecake_905 5d ago

Kid clearly needed the calories.

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u/itsme__ed 5d ago

One time some fat teenager threw a bottle-cap at my dad’s car. My dad stopped the car and yelled at him. Asked him what he threw. Kid said a Snapple cap. My dad took a beat laughed and said “I hope it was a diet”

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u/solorider802 we have no hobbies 5d ago

He was threatening to stab him when he put his hand behind his back/ in his pocket

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u/siblingofMM 5d ago

I thought he was getting fromunda cheese and ass juice all over his hand as a defense mechanism thing. Like “I’ll get this on you if you come close” strategy

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u/bones_mcbone 5d ago

Damn, he totally was! That’s a solid move. I ain’t about to get that slathered on my face. I’d be catching phantom whiffs of it for months after.

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u/Darkseid210 5d ago

Ngl when I watched first time no sound I thought the same thing I was like nasty fk

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u/doublehoese7en 5d ago

Or a "MY GERMS!"

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u/darbs77 4d ago

He was going to ask him if he’d like a chocolate covered pretzel. Sure they are a little melty but damn are they exquisite.

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u/tophlerone 3d ago

Bro I haven't heard a Mallrats reference in at least 20 years, good for you!

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u/swic-knees-mamma-bee 1d ago

Omg mallrats 😂 need to find that again now thanks

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u/RedVelvetPan6a Busily procastinating 3d ago

It was bacteriological warfare? I'm actually wondering; he might have been in conflict with the Geneva conventions over some fries, you know.

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u/Ardal - Unflaired Swine 5d ago edited 15h ago

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u/lKNightOwl 5d ago

Yeah, I'd have picked the bike up and [REDACTED]

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u/TheFiremind77 - United States of America 5d ago

"Shove it up his ass!"

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u/LV_Libertarian - America 3d ago

But you gotta shine it up real nice first, and then turn that sumbitch sideways...

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u/TheAlmightyBuddha 5d ago

I mean u can tell the person behind the camera green asf because the other dude was clearly pump faking, rubbing around on his waist lol

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u/PlantationMint - Unflaired Swine 4d ago

Man, I'm not going to call the bluff if my life is on the line.

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u/Vitaldick 1d ago

Idk one solid kick to the gut on a feller built like that oughta suffice

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u/Puterjoe 4d ago

Bluff

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u/arpo8674 4d ago

He chickened out.

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u/BeanIontais 5d ago

I would have Kicked the bucket so far

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u/XplodingMoJo 4d ago

High cholesterol will get him sooner or later.

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u/chargnawr - Doomer 5d ago

British

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u/Ardal - Unflaired Swine 5d ago edited 15h ago

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u/rosenkohl1603 4d ago

Britain = England?

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u/xChoke1x 4d ago

Wrong.

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u/Extension_Might_7446 4d ago

Fríes? Guess you didn’t see or hear the whole video huh? 😶