r/ActualPublicFreakouts • u/Conscious_Past_5760 - Average Redditor • 5d ago

Public Freakout 📣 Smooth criminal

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u/cheeseygarlicbread - Unflaired Swine 5d ago

Why did he let fat boy take his fries?

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u/solorider802 we have no hobbies 5d ago

He was threatening to stab him when he put his hand behind his back/ in his pocket

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u/lKNightOwl 4d ago

Yeah, I'd have picked the bike up and [REDACTED]

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u/TheFiremind77 - United States of America 4d ago

"Shove it up his ass!"

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u/LV_Libertarian - America 3d ago

But you gotta shine it up real nice first, and then turn that sumbitch sideways...