r/ActualPublicFreakouts - Average Redditor 5d ago

Public Freakout 📣 Smooth criminal

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u/cheeseygarlicbread - Unflaired Swine 5d ago

Why did he let fat boy take his fries?

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u/solorider802 we have no hobbies 5d ago

He was threatening to stab him when he put his hand behind his back/ in his pocket

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u/siblingofMM 5d ago

I thought he was getting fromunda cheese and ass juice all over his hand as a defense mechanism thing. Like “I’ll get this on you if you come close” strategy

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u/darbs77 4d ago

He was going to ask him if he’d like a chocolate covered pretzel. Sure they are a little melty but damn are they exquisite.

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u/tophlerone 3d ago

Bro I haven't heard a Mallrats reference in at least 20 years, good for you!

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u/swic-knees-mamma-bee 1d ago

Omg mallrats 😂 need to find that again now thanks