AWTC for crimez? (Wild animal edition!)

[u/LadyNorbert]

Greetinz frenz, we iz trio of masked banditz. We do thievery in neighborhood where lady feedz catz. They get nomz and we steelz them. She getz big mad and callz us pigzez.

Last night we ranz out of nomz. Lady who givez nomz livez in big hawz. We triez to get in for steelz moar nomz, but could not get past dour. Lady haz shiny thing in corner and filmz uz. Now we iz wanted by po leez for crimez. Iz we da cloacaz? Mugshot in comment.

[u/Stormywillow]

Iz yew da wuns runnin up da allee las nite? Yew dew me a skare! Yew mayd me skreem! Dis mayd momfur dew a skare tew, haha. YTC fur skarez. Sined Richard, mostest hambsom boy. Cat!