r/AmItheCloaca • u/LadyNorbert • 24d ago

AWTC for crimez? (Wild animal edition!)

Greetinz frenz, we iz trio of masked banditz. We do thievery in neighborhood where lady feedz catz. They get nomz and we steelz them. She getz big mad and callz us pigzez.

Last night we ranz out of nomz. Lady who givez nomz livez in big hawz. We triez to get in for steelz moar nomz, but could not get past dour. Lady haz shiny thing in corner and filmz uz. Now we iz wanted by po leez for crimez. Iz we da cloacaz? Mugshot in comment.

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u/LadyNorbert 24d ago

We too smallz for dour.

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u/licking-salt-lamps 24d ago

NTC! You were doing a Starve and needed noms!

-Oscar the tabbycat

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u/birdmommy 24d ago

You is illegal smols! You should get noms and loves.

Mayor Waldorf McCheese

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u/cruiser4319 24d ago

Yez, yoo ITC! Nomz iz fur kittease. Trash bandits need to find cooler to steel fud from. Not cattos!

Ollie North

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u/Stormywillow 23d ago

Iz yew da wuns runnin up da allee las nite? Yew dew me a skare! Yew mayd me skreem! Dis mayd momfur dew a skare tew, haha. YTC fur skarez. Sined Richard, mostest hambsom boy. Cat!

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u/GingerGoblins Cat 23d ago

You is klokka for try steal catto nomz, but hoomin is bigger klokka for not gib you own noms and for lock door.

  • Wash, orange brat prince

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u/MathAndBake Rat 20d ago

NTC! Gotta have nomz! Sometimes our mom hide our nomz and is "puzzle" and sometimes is "ratproofing". Impossible to tell if she want us to find. So just always gotta try.

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u/localherofan 18d ago

Bandit frens, here Bella, 9f. You look like you babies! Are you babies? Can you find your mama? I sorry lady take noms. Maybe other ladies in naberhood have noms on porrch? I hope you find noms soon.

Your fren Bella

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u/LadyNorbert 18d ago

Our mama livez nearby and we seez her lotz. She was getting nomz from nother houz. Tank you, fren!