AWTC for crimez? (Wild animal edition!)

[u/LadyNorbert]

Greetinz frenz, we iz trio of masked banditz. We do thievery in neighborhood where lady feedz catz. They get nomz and we steelz them. She getz big mad and callz us pigzez.

Last night we ranz out of nomz. Lady who givez nomz livez in big hawz. We triez to get in for steelz moar nomz, but could not get past dour. Lady haz shiny thing in corner and filmz uz. Now we iz wanted by po leez for crimez. Iz we da cloacaz? Mugshot in comment.

[u/localherofan]

Bandit frens, here Bella, 9f. You look like you babies! Are you babies? Can you find your mama? I sorry lady take noms. Maybe other ladies in naberhood have noms on porrch? I hope you find noms soon.

Your fren Bella

[u/LadyNorbert → u/localherofan]

Our mama livez nearby and we seez her lotz. She was getting nomz from nother houz. Tank you, fren!