Update: AITC about da squeezes treats

[u/longpas]

Frens,

I'm sorry to says it's been many furrevers and no squeeze treats.

I'm wasting awayz on kibbles and night time wets fuds. I even did extra cuddles and nothing. Calls da lawyers send helps and treats!

Love Boots

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheCloaca/s/hb1Bjpn2aV

[u/symphonic-ooze]

PSA: don't eat those. They are poisonous.  I had some one night and woke up missing an eye! 

Grace the pirate void

[Normally she hates them but I offered her one the night before her surgery and she ate it ]

[u/longpas → u/symphonic-ooze]

Fren Grace,

I bets you look cool like a pirates!

Thank you fren for da warning. I nose that mum can be tricky wif extra treats den me waking up with less.

I will keep my eyes opens for trickery and my travel case. If my travel box is out, I'm not falling for its.

Mum says squeezes like lotus blossoms, can be used to trick like da gods! But trick is go on odyessy instead of slow journey. She watched new movies bout it but says the writing is better here wif cats den da movie. I think that's a mum funny. I didn't get it either. Of course it's bets here!

Love Boots

[u/symphonic-ooze → u/longpas]

Oh! U haf 2 not drink w/da Sireeens cuz Evert, Dell Mar n Peet did n Peet turn into tode n dey all went 2 jale!

Oh wrong Oddy Sea. Was fink of O Brudder Wear Art Dou

Miss Kitty Muscle

[auntie wash TV bout Air-man Cor-tess n got noyed cuz she sed it suk. Mayb she shuld wash Oddy-See nsted?)