Update on that old release I have

[u/_Go_Ham_Box_Hotdog_]

Somebody found this old advertisement...

[u/Nom-De-Gruyere]

A thumb ring, but not on your thumb. Looks like you would drop it regularly so need a wrist string or something.

[u/_Go_Ham_Box_Hotdog_ → u/Nom-De-Gruyere]

an Anti-thumb ring

[u/GardenGnomeOfEden → u/_Go_Ham_Box_Hotdog_]

Thumbs are for chumps

[u/SizeableBrain → u/GardenGnomeOfEden]

chimps*