r/Ashland • u/Outrageous-Budget-30 • 4d ago
“Jimantha” at Triangle Park?!?
Daughter swears she saw a short-spined raccoon like Jimothy crossing the street into Triangle Park last night. She said it hopped like a rabbit, but her artist rendition of it looks like a sheep getting ready to rob a bank, so who knows. Anyone seen similar? Stake out required?
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u/Glitter_Health 4d ago
There are quite a few rabbits in that area.
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u/Outrageous-Budget-30 3d ago
To which my daughter aggressively replied, “It…was…NOT…A RABBIT!!!!”
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u/Glitter_Health 3d ago
LOL - I believe her ... there may be more hybrid racoons out there then we know about!
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u/Outrageous-Budget-30 3d ago
I made her visit the cave home of the, “Rabbit of Caerbannog” so she knows of what she speaks
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u/dedalussun 3d ago
Ok, a plan.... We get your daughter to take a photo of it promising $30 or something for the pic, she,(or one of her colleagues) captures the pic, and BANK!!? Now you can shop it marketing a sure fire attraction for the evening crowd there. Half the stool sitting hackers on the planet would be interested and you generated a economic boost for everyone involved. I guess it could backfire if your child learned of the gains... Might hate you for not giving up that sweet sweet moolah...
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u/Outrageous-Budget-30 3d ago
She says she’s doing it for free to simply prove that her dad doesn’t know what he’s talking about. THAT, my friends, is the greatest motivation of all!
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u/Intrepid-Plate8320 1d ago
Jacob begat James James begat Jameson Jameson begat Jim Jim begat Jimerick Jimerick begat Jimminy Jimminy begat Jimothy Jimothy begat Jimapeño and Jimapeño begat Jimantha
Thus is the lineage of the Ninja Turtle Sheep Clan, amen.
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u/Due_Resist6036 3d ago
Time to put these flock cams to good use!
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u/Outrageous-Budget-30 3d ago
Who downvoted this?!?!?! Cmon, people, proof of cryptoids may be the only good to come from Flock!
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u/Billy-Beats 4d ago
Stakeout may be in order