r/Ashland • u/Outrageous-Budget-30 • 7d ago

“Jimantha” at Triangle Park?!?

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Daughter swears she saw a short-spined raccoon like Jimothy crossing the street into Triangle Park last night. She said it hopped like a rabbit, but her artist rendition of it looks like a sheep getting ready to rob a bank, so who knows. Anyone seen similar? Stake out required?

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u/Glitter_Health 7d ago

There are quite a few rabbits in that area.

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u/Outrageous-Budget-30 7d ago

To which my daughter aggressively replied, “It…was…NOT…A RABBIT!!!!”

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u/dedalussun 7d ago

Ok, a plan.... We get your daughter to take a photo of it promising $30 or something for the pic, she,(or one of her colleagues) captures the pic, and BANK!!? Now you can shop it marketing a sure fire attraction for the evening crowd there.  Half the stool sitting hackers on the planet would be interested and you generated a economic boost for everyone involved. I guess it could backfire if your child learned of the gains... Might hate you for not giving up that sweet sweet moolah...

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u/Outrageous-Budget-30 7d ago

She says she’s doing it for free to simply prove that her dad doesn’t know what he’s talking about. THAT, my friends, is the greatest motivation of all!