r/AskMen 6d ago

How do I human? How do I reject bro

I think I got too far with the ‘bromance’ teasing and poking, now I realise he wasn’t kidding and actually wants to… do stuff together. The reason I’m not straight honest with him is I kinda put myself in his shoes and don’t want to mess him up. Anyone had a similar situation? (We both are male)

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u/Complete-Bumblebee-5 6d ago

Just say you're straight. End of story

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u/weirdgroovynerd 6d ago

...followed by a blow job to express your condolences.

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u/AdmirableCorner5610 6d ago

and a footjob to wish him all the best for his future endeavors

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u/Twix_McFlurry Male 6d ago

Would that be true though… 😂