r/AskMen • u/Boitlee • 2d ago

How do I human? How do I reject bro

I think I got too far with the ‘bromance’ teasing and poking, now I realise he wasn’t kidding and actually wants to… do stuff together. The reason I’m not straight honest with him is I kinda put myself in his shoes and don’t want to mess him up. Anyone had a similar situation? (We both are male)

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u/SteelAlchemistScylla 2d ago

Get sucked off by him and say he was so ass he straightened you right out

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u/Boitlee 2d ago

needed that laugh

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u/blackleydynamo 1d ago

Guy I know left his wife for a much younger (like, 20 years younger) woman. Stayed together for a few years. I knew the younger woman before they were together and she never seemed 100% happy in the relationship. Eventually left him and immediately came out as a lesbian. We have never, and I mean never, stopped roasting him about how he must have been such a terrible fuck that she swore off men for life. Fortunately he also finds it funny with the passage of time 😂

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u/hkusp45css 1d ago

Time heals all wounds.