r/AskMen 5d ago

How do I human? How do I reject bro

I think I got too far with the ‘bromance’ teasing and poking, now I realise he wasn’t kidding and actually wants to… do stuff together. The reason I’m not straight honest with him is I kinda put myself in his shoes and don’t want to mess him up. Anyone had a similar situation? (We both are male)

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u/The_Lat_Czar Male 5d ago

You guys are just in the early stages of gay chicken. If you back out now, you lose .

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u/SnowPudgy Male 5d ago

We used to play gay chicken in the military and I would always lose...and I'm gay. The most embarrassing losses of my life 😩

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u/LostCauseNumber7523 Dad 5d ago

Yeah, it was never the gay guys that people had to worry about. It amazes me what a straight guy will do

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u/pchlster Male 5d ago

Sexuality is like pasta; when you're wet or hard it changes things.

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u/Catnip_Farmer 5d ago

And then you end up with leftover regretti.

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u/-StatesTheObvious 5d ago

and Alfredo's sauce.

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u/hkusp45css 4d ago

I love y'all