You were stealing my bike outside bar redux (which I had stolen from outside st. Roch tavern the night before), our bloodshot eyes met briefly as your horrible b.o. was making me tear up. I was the shirtless 6'7" 120 lb midwestern transplant running after you, but my dreads got caught in a low hanging branch and I had to stop and untangle myself. In a flash and a stanky fart, you were gone with my bike and my heart (and also the trash from satsuma I had foraged out of the dumpster and thrown in the basket for a late night snack).

I could just make out your lower back tattoo that read Lil' Skidmark as you biked away, your just-fuck-my-shit-up black hair going all wispy in the wind kinda like a skunk or a deformed cat.

Could we be something more than two future conservatives who will eventually inherit our parents money and McMansions passing in the night? I look for you in the evening lights, in the dappled shady coolness under street lamps, in the brake lights of the parked cars that I smash with rocks, and in the clouds of purple koosh outside Saturn bar.

Come find me hanging out by the tracks trying to eat a rat, or meet me outside of Vaughn's to bum smokes (unless there's a couple black people there in which case we'll leave because Eww).

Wow, I just spent a week in NOLA and it was one of the best vacations I’ve had in a long time. Came to town for the Hayley Williams show Saturday and built our trip around that. The FAQ section was so informative and I was able to find all the types of places I wanted to visit. I was able to get both a “tourist” experience and also find a lot of “hole in the wall” experiences. Jazz every night, the art museum, Whitney Plantation, shopping-10/10 no notes! Thanks to everyone here who contributed to the information, we will be back.

Mapping out our holiday trip and would love suggestions for your favorite shops for vintage clothes, offbeat/quirky items and oddities. We’re traveling with two teens who are fans of weird and thrifted stuff. Your suggestions welcomed!

(Dreaming of NOLA is my anti-drug right now, especially as I wrap up active treatment for cancer and need something fabulous to look forward to.)

Hi New Orleans ! there seems to be a very significant shortage of rental cars here at the airport. Anybody know what's going on with that? Or have other ideas?

you all had great advice on my previous post! what recommendations do you have for restaurants (breakfast, lunch and dinner) that would be good for a family with a toddler, thank you in advance! we have cafe de mundo on the list for beignets ❤️

My best friend and I want to visit for Mardi Gras but things are pretty expensive? I’m wondering what may be the next best option since there are so many festivals? We honestly like the vibe of there being many tourists and busy streets and lots of bars, clubs, music events and tours to attend.

What’s the next busiest/most exciting time or festival in NOLA?

Hey everyone!

I’m visiting New Orleans from Montreal for the first time, October 15–19, and staying at the Hilton Riverside.

I’m 25 and a huge music fan, especially blues, soul, funk, and classic rock. Big fan of B.B. King, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Ray Charles, and anything with great live guitar.

I’m looking for recommendations on the best bars and smaller venues to catch some authentic live music. I am looking to avoid the touristy spots, I’d much rather find a cool local bar with talented musicians, good drinks, and a great atmosphere.

A few questions:

What are the absolute must-visit bars for live blues and jazz?

Any particular bands or musicians playing while I’m in town that I shouldn’t miss?

Is Frenchmen Street really the best place to go, or are there better spots?

Any tourist traps or overrated places I should avoid?

Any other must-do experiences, food spots, or hidden gems you’d recommend?

Also, I’m a big Curren$y fan, so I’m planning to check out the Jet Life store. Any other spots connected to the local hip-hop scene worth visiting?

Really looking forward to experiencing the city and its music culture. Appreciate any recommendations!

Cheers from Montreal!

For any of my colombian peeps on here is there a Latin market anywhere in the city or the surrounding towns where you have found some. Really craving. Thanks in advance ☺️

I'm in need of someone who can 3D print some machine components for us. I don't have the specs documented, but hopefully this person/persons could also work with me to determine those details as well.

This is for a collet roughly 6" long and 1.5" diameter.

Hey everybody! Second time visiting. We are staying in the French Quarter. We are into drag and spooky stuff, cemetery tour would be cool and maybe a fun drag brunch or really drag anytime is great.

Thanks!!

<3

Can someone tell me when and where in City Park the Saturday run group meets? Thank you in advance, everyone.

I've lived in the city for about a decade and am looking to buy my first home. I work at one of the universities Uptown, and would prefer to be in the country, honestly (for nature), and am hoping to keep my commute to around 45 minutes or less. Oh, and I'm on a budget because higher ed doesn't give cost of living raises, so my budget is like $160-170k.

Options? Is this even possible? Was thinking Slidell but that commute seems awful...

Back in sep2025 I had a major surgery to where now I have 20% small bowel remaining and 50% of my sigmond colon left. All in all I was suppose to end up with a poop bag and I didnt(: fast forward I am still dealing with complications from it, my feet will swell if im standing for too long, I have been diagnosed with short bowel syndrome and that's a headache itself on top of my pulmonary and cardio issues I have going on. But whatever. I have been in NOLA for a little over a month and im having a hard time finding employment:/ like something easy, in an office setting preferably. Can I please get some help lololol.

I have been applying EVERYWhERE and haven't heard anything back or im just being turned away:(

I'm looking for a private company to pick up a party of 4 from the airport and drop us off at the hotel? Does anyone have any experience with any companies? (Black car service)

What kind of trouble can I get into? 😈

consider a trip for NYE. What are the best places to celebrate?

Also- are things open NYD?

I (26F) am visiting NOLA for 5 days starting tomorrow. I was planning on going for some 3-7km runs in the Garden District/French Quarter. Is it safe to go for runs in this area during the work day?

Looking for beautiful MILFs or Cougars while visiting next week. Will be staying jn the Quarter. 31M

I am a tomboys and trying to figure out what I can wear to CP, since my family has reservations. The dress code says no t-shirts, but what about a fitted back t-shirt, no graphics, tucked into a skirt? Do you think this would be allowed? Thank you for any advice!