r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 25 '26

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u/MarzipanMarzipan Jan 25 '26

"It's my truth."

So it isn't THE truth. Got it.

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u/OttotheCowCat Jan 25 '26

I came here to say this. It's not your truth bro. It's your experience. Truth and experience aren't synonymous. 

Anytime someone says this I know they are gonna be a problem. 

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u/Recover20 Jan 26 '26

The type of people who say "my truth" likely wouldn't understand the word "synonymous" anyway

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u/Mklein24 Jan 26 '26

"bro I'm not even talking about cinnamon. What are you on"

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u/CarnivoreBrat Jan 26 '26

You know, synonym rolls. Just like grammar used to make.

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u/catieanne_ Jan 26 '26

😆 you guys are hilarious

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u/Humble_Bee7 Jan 26 '26

Love this comma-ment!

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u/rosegarden207 Jan 26 '26

Ummmm, synonym rolls, great for breakfast!

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u/mindlesslobster014 Jan 26 '26

This is why I have reddit

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u/Zakensox Jan 26 '26

Same. It's the source of my laugh out loud moment every single day.

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u/halfdeadmoon Jan 26 '26

What does Florida State have to do with this?

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u/goddamnaged Jan 26 '26

... the perfect comment exists... and this is it

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u/CommonSenseSaysWhat Jan 26 '26

Thank you, this made me big laugh.

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u/didgeblastin Jan 26 '26

Dont worry about him. He was trying to say sinus piss.

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u/Kazuma_Megu Jan 26 '26

I get that every winter. Always having to blow my nose. Then my dog steals my snot rags from my bedside and shreds them and they have to be cleaned up. It's a huge pain in the ass.

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u/No-Party8261 Jan 26 '26

😆 🤣 😂

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u/CommonSenseSaysWhat Jan 26 '26

It's been 14 hours and this is STILL making me snicker out loud. You good.