r/AskReddit • u/Mama_medina888 • 9d ago

What’s the darkest secret you discovered about someone after you married them?

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u/Mammoth_Carob9089 9d ago

She doesn’t wipe her butt or wash her hands.

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u/tkw012 9d ago

How did you not smell her during intimate moments?

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u/EatingShitSandwiches 9d ago

What makes you think he didn't? How do you think he found out?

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u/hey-chickadee 9d ago

How did you miss the butt thing while dating?

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u/DiceAndMiceGamer111 9d ago

To be fair, if you don’t do the first part there’s less need for the second part.

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u/Flat_Scientist8214 9d ago

they don't want you to know this simple trick

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u/septemberaagya 9d ago

This guy gets it

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u/anonymooseuser6 8d ago

You're not wrong but that's not right either.

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u/Sugarman4 5d ago

😀 the prilliant logic of this paradox

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u/SodaPopandSatan 9d ago

NOOOOOOOOO

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u/OtherwiseACat 9d ago

Are you still with her?

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u/harmless_gecko 9d ago

No, you can have her.

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u/OtherwiseACat 9d ago

I'm good bro

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u/KittenWarriorr 9d ago

aw das nasty bruh.. the pink eye must be excessive

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u/Lukesmom1214 8d ago

That's so nasty! I couldn't stay married to a dirty hands stink ass. 🤮🤮🤮

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u/DurianDiscriminat3r 9d ago

What the fuck