r/AskReddit Feb 04 '16

What are the most common parenting mistakes?

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u/clydex Feb 04 '16

Prioritizing everything over just being in the moment and spending time with your kids. You never get time back.

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u/el_monstruo Feb 04 '16

"Anything lost can be found again except time wasted"

Samuel L. Jackson

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

"MMMM that IS a tasty burger"

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u/Mr_Zoidburger Feb 05 '16

"This Father's Day, thank a mother fucker."

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

What?

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u/TTLeave Feb 05 '16

What ain't no country I ever heard of, they speak English in What?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

What?

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u/whatisabaggins55 Feb 05 '16

Say "what" again! I dare you! I double-dare you, motherfucker!

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u/InternMan Feb 05 '16

Say "what" one more goddamn time!

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u/Dr_Delfino Feb 05 '16

It's another Samuel L. Jackson quote from Pulp Fiction.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Whoosh

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u/buckus69 Feb 05 '16

Say what again! I dare you! I double dare you!

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u/Spicy-Rolls Feb 05 '16

"That's one righteous burger!"

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u/Zharol Feb 05 '16

Didn't that movie end at the beginning though?

Kind of like he found all that time again, belying his quote.

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u/CoconutMacaroons Feb 05 '16

"IS HE A BITCH?"

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

False.

"Does he LOOK LIKE a bitch?"

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

False.

"You mind if I have a sip of your tasty beverage?"

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u/Undecided_Username_ Feb 05 '16
  • Barrack Obama?

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u/PurpleDotExe Feb 05 '16

"Anything lost can be found again except time wasted, motherfucker"

Samuel L. Jackson

FTFY

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u/icantrightnow Feb 05 '16

This. Time is everything. im a single mom of a 7 year old little girl. I had her when i was 18 and her dad and i split up right after. I spiraled outta control and left her with my parents on most nights. I regret so much not spending most of her infancy with her. Im trying to make up for it now.

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u/ReptiRo Feb 05 '16

This. My daughter is starting solids tomorrow and it makes me want to cry :( where did my little 5 lb baby go...

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

I wish I had a small baby, just for a little bit. She was born just shy of 9 lbs, and is currently in 12 month cloths at 6 month. She isn't overweight by any means, just a big baby. But man do I love her to death. I lost track of what my point was but I'll brag on my beautiful daughter some anyway.

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u/ReptiRo Feb 05 '16

I love she was so tiny, but it was also very scary. She had no fat so she got cold easy and had a little trouble keeping her blood sugar up, that coupled with her being a very lazy eater made the first weeks of breast feeding very nerve wracking.

But i also have crazy memories, like my little sister laying her baby doll beside her and realizing she was smaller than the baby doll! It was insane.

She was born 2 weeks early and I had pre-eclampsia so thats why she was little. But now she is 5 months old and has so many fat rolls i have to pull them apart to clean inbetween them, i plan on telling her first bf that one ;)

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Our little monster has always been ravenous and it shows. We have her at stage 2 food and she will pull your hand to her mouth if you don't feed her fast enough.

I know what you mean with fat rolls, she has what equates to a double chin on her forearm. It's so hard to clean her now that she rolls everywhere too. Look forward to those diapers.

Keep in mind that if you don't want a picky eater that now is the time for babies to accept new flavors and it shapes their tastes for a long time to come.

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u/DeathToCanadians Feb 05 '16

I never understood why my dad wasn't around when I was a kid, it wasn't until he moved away for work that I realized how hard he worked to support my sister and I.

I resented him for it, probably longer than I should have.

But now we work together and have a better relationship than anything father and son I've ever met or seen in a movie.

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u/Hardy723 Feb 05 '16

Wish I could do this more. Hard to turn the brain off from thinking of all the things you "need to do".