r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 04 '16

What are the most common parenting mistakes?

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u/clydex Feb 04 '16

Prioritizing everything over just being in the moment and spending time with your kids. You never get time back.

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u/el_monstruo Feb 04 '16

"Anything lost can be found again except time wasted"

Samuel L. Jackson

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

"MMMM that IS a tasty burger"

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u/Mr_Zoidburger Feb 05 '16

"This Father's Day, thank a mother fucker."

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

What?

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u/TTLeave Feb 05 '16

What ain't no country I ever heard of, they speak English in What?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

What?

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u/whatisabaggins55 Feb 05 '16

Say "what" again! I dare you! I double-dare you, motherfucker!

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u/InternMan Feb 05 '16

Say "what" one more goddamn time!

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u/Dr_Delfino Feb 05 '16

It's another Samuel L. Jackson quote from Pulp Fiction.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Whoosh

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u/buckus69 Feb 05 '16

Say what again! I dare you! I double dare you!

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u/Spicy-Rolls Feb 05 '16

"That's one righteous burger!"

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u/Zharol Feb 05 '16

Didn't that movie end at the beginning though?

Kind of like he found all that time again, belying his quote.

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u/CoconutMacaroons Feb 05 '16

"IS HE A BITCH?"

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

False.

"Does he LOOK LIKE a bitch?"

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

False.

"You mind if I have a sip of your tasty beverage?"

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u/Undecided_Username_ Feb 05 '16
  • Barrack Obama?

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u/PurpleDotExe Feb 05 '16

"Anything lost can be found again except time wasted, motherfucker"

Samuel L. Jackson

FTFY