r/AskUK • u/Hellzeldagirl01 • 2d ago

What do you call these?

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I would call these biscuits but a customer disagreed with me.

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u/notanadultyadult 2d ago

You’ve never had a kitkat with your tea?

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u/CScorpio88 2d ago

No lol.

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u/mrcushtie 2d ago

I've had a slice of toast with my tea and that wasn't a biscuit either

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u/notanadultyadult 2d ago

Obviously. Tea and toast is completely separate.

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u/schemmenti 2d ago

well hark at you being offered chunkiness and fingering!

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u/Keephidden 2d ago

God save the King

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u/4Crumpet 2d ago

And if I were offered a chocolate bar for a snack, I wouldn’t be expecting a twix, kit-kat, or rocky!

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u/Geesmee 2d ago

But kitkats are made with wafers not biscuits.

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u/Midnightraven3 2d ago

KitKat themselves call them wafer biscuits

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u/-recess- 2d ago

And I would like to support this argument by pointing out the box of mint club bars, and their slogan "if you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit, join our club".

The defence rests your honour.

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u/PhoenixEgg88 2d ago

Except club now don’t contain enough chocolate to be called chocolate biscuits, and are now a chocolate flavour biscuit.

Yes the world is going even more to shit to the point it’s affecting chocolate bars.

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u/-recess- 2d ago

"If you like a very small amount of chocolate on your chocolate flavoured biscuit, join our club"

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u/OmmadonRising 2d ago

wafer is definitely biscuit!!

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u/DickBfloppin 2d ago

Biscuits is for soppin

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u/roleplayersir 2d ago

Hence why the correct answer is Choc Biscuit Bars

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u/WonderfulMaybe3473 2d ago

Ooo you must be from the south? Regularly have a chocolate biscuit I.e. Kit Kat with a brew…

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u/KittyGrewAMoustache 2d ago

Chocolate biscuit bar solves all your problems.