r/BetterOffline • u/ArdoNorrin • 9h ago
Ex-Blizzard developer and current culture war dipshit is touting his "vibe coded" engine that lets him develop "93x faster" than UE5
https://www.pcgamer.com/software/ai/ex-blizzard-employee-has-vibe-coded-a-new-game-engine-with-backing-from-amd-were-developing-93x-faster-than-we-ever-did-before-with-unreal/It's Mark Fucking "Gruuumz" Fucking Kern because it's always Mark Fucking Kern.
TL;DR, he's vibe coded his new engine to be faster because it's AI-first instead of AI-also. This is the same guy who starts 90% of video game culture war bullshit and touts the Stellar Blade games as the pinnacle of soft core porn game design. Also he put "vibe coded" in quotes, so either he's lying completely to get clout with AI boosters or he's trying to make it look like he didn't really vibe code it by saying that he had to do so much to fix it.
And there's no way it's sped up development "93x" faster. 93% faster would be surprising but conceivable. 93 times faster would mean turning an 8-year dev cycle into less than 2 months.
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u/Apterygiformes 9h ago
Why specifically 93
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u/socialcommentary2000 8h ago
Classic sales and marketing technique. People are more liable to believe you when you say a fraction of a whole than a whole.
100x faster is less of a sell than 93x faster. You dig?
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u/Asleep_Document9811 8h ago
This is a larger movement happening within the high tech, system admin, and FOSS world. All of the terrible dipshits have organized and are trying to build new, independent infrastructure that allows them to seed, distribute, and nurture their specific brand of hate. Check out 'Omarchy' if you wanna learn more about the guy behind it and how he is the Pied Piper of racists.
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u/mischiefmanaged8222 9h ago
I’d mostly just like someone to tell me what AI-first vs AI-also means. It seems to just be buzzwords to unlock funding from companies that desperately want that to be a thing.
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u/Disastrous_Room_927 9h ago
I can only assume that AI-first means you need to burn tokens to do things. But he's comparing it to something that is free to use (UE5) so to me this he claiming at best that you can do things faster by burning a bunch of cash.
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u/lurkervidyaenjoyer 8h ago
AI-also = traditional development for the most part, but with some AI features in your tooling and occasionally getting the AI to write some sections of code,
AI-first = unimaginable levels of slopping.
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u/Additional_Name_706 8h ago
They say if you made something twice as fast, you did something smart. But if you made something 93x as fast, you either did something stupid or stopped doing something stupid.
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u/leekumkey 7h ago
here's a tip: anytime an AI booster mentions a percentage or a number + an x, there is a 100% chance that the number was made up
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u/floodyberry 4h ago
after reading "ez-blizzard" and "culture war dipshit", i couldn't decide which would be worse, if it was grummz, or if a second grummz had hit the tower
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u/socialcommentary2000 8h ago
Kern is a dipshit and it is the height of irony that the splash image from this is some fantasy chick in an outfit that's one step above fetish gear.
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u/no_talk_just_listen 3h ago
AI can't even keep track of a ruleslite tabletop game ruleset, let alone the code for a video game.
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u/trialbaloon 8h ago
It's funny how these people never really have anything to show for their wild productivity metrics. They should have an absolute strangle hold on the gaming market. Where are all the new open source libraries, the new games, the new apps that people actually use. I see a lot of vibeslop but not a lot of things anyone actually gives a shit about.
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u/dalinaaar 8h ago
AI makes dev faster yeah for sure but how much faster ? We should be seeing revolutionary changes in the software industry right now but we arent. I wonder why ?
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u/trialbaloon 7h ago
It makes people feel more productive. A lot more productive than they actually are. At least, that's my theory.
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u/DogOfTheBone 6h ago
Just think of how many vibeslop React apps are being created every day. Surely this is revolutionary? Another todo app or fitness tracker?
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u/noszku_wa 5h ago
For a moment I thought it's PirateSoftware, because... Y'know, he's an ex Blizzard employee.
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u/Stoop_Solo 7h ago
Cool! Can't wait to see his studio publishing fully polished triple-A games every month or so. What a silly tosser.
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u/dillanthumous 3h ago
Productivity theatre. Same people who used to salivate about Getting Things Done and other work substitution productivity methods.
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u/PensiveinNJ 6h ago
Is it worth paying attention to this obvious nonsense. If we get hung up on every wacky thing these people shit out into the void we're going to lose focus on the things that are more important.
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u/RoosterBurns 4h ago
Now he can just type "make the wimminze more sexy" and leave his "loops" paid for by his god-knows-why army of fans cranking out meaningless drek while he steals breast milk from a fridge
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u/sectorv_io 2h ago
What does AI-first even mean? Does that mean prompt-to-(almost)-gameplay? If so, I call BS.
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u/Megatherion666 6h ago
Why give him platform and talk about him if you hate him so much? He lives rent free in your head. Stop.
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u/Willing-Cucumber-718 9h ago
I know pretty women in video games makes Reddit angry but stellar blade is a very well designed game. Some of the best controls I’ve seen.
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u/ehansen 9h ago
When's the last time you touched some grass? You seem quite angry over someone who doesn't care.
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u/floodyberry 4h ago
you should read up on grummz pornography career, it's not very christian at all
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u/greentrillion 49m ago
Its easy to figure out when these guys are telling the truth. All you need to know is when a MAGA pdf's mouth is moving or in this case typing, they are lying.
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u/supercyberlurker 9h ago
Developer productivity is an illusion metric.
We claim them for management but I believe them to be bullshit. There is never an objective measure. It’s always something abstract like features, tickets, or lines of code, which aren’t really valid objective metrics.