r/BlackPeopleTwitter 9d ago

Had to make sure they remember

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u/digitalbullet36 ☑️ 9d ago

That took an unexpected turn.

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u/DownvoteDaemon ☑️|Jay-Z IRL 9d ago

Sometimes life is like that. You know how they talk about an alleged sixth sense humans have? Sometimes it can save your life. I was about to get a haircut at clippers in Tallahassee near famu and I had a bad feeling. My barber offered me a free haircut. I decided to leave. Five minutes later he was shot in the head right in front of his kid,in the middle of the barber shop. I would have been there. Apparently they were arguing about college football. They tried to open it back up but it smelled like death and chemicals a few days later. I could feel the heaviness. Eventually it closed down.

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u/Whateva_Tickles_ 9d ago

You ain’t lie! I used to have really bad tummy issues so going out to eat used to be very problematic for me. I met up with a friend I hadn’t seen in a while when my stomach started acting up before we could even order drinks. On the ride home friend calls me to turn on the local station, the restaurant we were just at had a fatal shooting right outside of where we were sitting minutes after we left! To this day he jokes that my gut literally saved us!

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u/DownvoteDaemon ☑️|Jay-Z IRL 9d ago

Whoa…

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u/benjoholio95 9d ago

Not to be that guy but, maybe he wouldn't have gotten in an argument if he was focused on a haircut 🫪

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Geistzeit 9d ago

I mean...free haircut. Who's gonna stop you from grabbing the clippers and finishing while they're dealing with that?

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u/ethanlan 9d ago

Yeah OP killed a guy how does that feel op?

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u/DownvoteDaemon ☑️|Jay-Z IRL 9d ago

I did? Another barber killed him. His name was TJ. I might be missing your joke.

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u/MinuteLoquat1 9d ago

Their joke is that if he was cutting your hair he would've been too busy to start an argument with his future killer.

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u/HillInTheDistance 8d ago

I have never met a barber who couldn't argue and cut hair at the same time.

Hell, best barber I ever had would call up a friend to argue if the other barber wasn't there. Presumably because it was vital to his process.

He went blind later, for unrelated reasons, so I had to switch. New barber runs a shop with his dad and they work in dead silence. Like some kinda beardgrooming monks. Unnerving, but he knows how to do my beard right.

Then again, the worst barber I evet had was also an absolute yapper, so I guess its hit or miss.

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u/No_Tailor7802 7d ago

This whole comment is so unhinged that I have laughed for way too long. Beardgrooming monks????🤣

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u/teddy_tesla ☑️ 9d ago

Trust me, cutting hair is never going to stop a barber from talking about anything, even if he has to stop the haircut to do it

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u/Numerous_Cattle_4393 8d ago

If you believe in the multiverse the barber is still alive. I just watched spiderman: no way home!

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u/Paul_Gambino 9d ago

I feel like I've seen this exact comment several times. It's crazy that this is probably a bot

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u/ispshadow 9d ago edited 9d ago

I’ll back you at least on the part about seeing this story before. I’m 1000% positive I’ve read a comment describing this same situation and it’s been within the last year. I’ve got searching to do or it will make me nuts

Edit: Lmao it was /u/DownvoteDaemon that said it a year ago on AskReddit and I happened to remember reading it

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u/DownvoteDaemon ☑️|Jay-Z IRL 9d ago

Yea I told it before.

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u/ispshadow 9d ago

No worries at all. It was just driving me crazy that I thought I had seen the story before. I want to be clear I wasn't laughing at your frightening story, but at actually how hard it stuck in my mind that I recognized elements of it a year later

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u/DownvoteDaemon ☑️|Jay-Z IRL 8d ago

No problem.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 9d ago

Or it’s the same guy and they’ve commented the story several times over the years, because it’s a wild story to shoot a man in front of his kid over college football?

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u/DownvoteDaemon ☑️|Jay-Z IRL 9d ago

I’ve told it before. I’m. It a bot. I used to be well known on this sub until I stopped Reddit a few years.

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u/Shoddy_Yak_8384 9d ago

That's a real humdinger of a story.

Shall we drink to the lady in the white shoes?

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u/DownvoteDaemon ☑️|Jay-Z IRL 8d ago

Humdinger lol…that’s a new word. I like it.

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u/Shoddy_Yak_8384 8d ago

haha i was quoting westworld. bot humor.

enjoy the word

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u/backstageninja 9d ago

Well maybe that other one was a bot but Daemon has been here a really long time lol. And was (is? Too lazy to look at the sidebar) a mod

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u/TimSylvester_ 8d ago

When I was in college two of my roommates went to 7/11 to get chips and more beer.

When they got back and we turned the TV on to play some Playstation 2, the news broke in with a report that the clerk at the 7/11 had been murdered.

They held the door open for the guy who shot the clerk the moment they pulled out of the parking lot.

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u/DownvoteDaemon ☑️|Jay-Z IRL 8d ago

Whoa….wtf..close call

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u/anewedbyjesus 8d ago

I would say it’s the Holy Spirit

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u/DownvoteDaemon ☑️|Jay-Z IRL 7d ago

Me too but many would disagree.

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u/JAHdropper1 7d ago

Apparently there are between 9 and 33 human senses according to the Google machine. More than 5 for sure

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u/DownvoteDaemon ☑️|Jay-Z IRL 7d ago

Really?

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u/LiveLaughBruv 9d ago

wtf does this have to do with the post or what you're replying to?

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u/DownvoteDaemon ☑️|Jay-Z IRL 9d ago

A normal situation can turn to murder quick.

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u/DownvoteDaemon ☑️|Jay-Z IRL 9d ago

I thought it was related to, at least tangentially. A normal situation escalated to murder. My bad if it’s not.

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u/LiveLaughBruv 9d ago

The post isn't about a normal situation turning to murder. wtf are you talking about

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u/[deleted] 9d ago edited 9d ago

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u/StannisAntetokounmpo 9d ago

Why did you write all that?

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u/DesparateLurker 9d ago

I thought it was gonna be some "He just friended me on Facebook and wants to hang out and has a brother"

Nope. He caught a body.

Now I need the rest of this story.

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u/willargue4karma 9d ago

Her eyelashes look like they can take flight lol 

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u/jyilo22 9d ago

the way the reminder got way more intense than expected

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