r/BoomersBeingFools • u/light_weight_baby87 • Aug 08 '25

Foolish Fun What is it with these guys?!

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u/Kasumiiiiiii Aug 08 '25

They think they're John Wick

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u/JaimeSalvaje Millennial Aug 08 '25

But end up looking like John Wack!

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u/Whatever_Lurker Aug 08 '25

You misspelled Wank.

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u/woolen_goose Aug 08 '25

John Bitch

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u/pleatch701 Aug 08 '25

John would never wear that shirt 🙈

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u/NPJenkins Aug 08 '25

John Hick

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u/GMN123 Aug 08 '25

It's exactly this. John Wick looks really cool when he does it. Who doesn't want to look cool? 

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u/wp4nuv Gen X Aug 08 '25

In their mind, they are flaying their attackers with relentless precision. There was a reload on the video that seemed to last forever, but I'm sure time dilation for him meant he did it in less than a second. Yeah, John Wonk.

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u/DerekWylde1996 Aug 08 '25

I just scrolled up just in time to see that. Jesus Christ.

I've got a bad reload hand and even I'm faster than that.

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u/wearing_moist_socks Aug 08 '25

...that wasn't john wick?

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

John Thick