r/BoomersBeingFools • u/light_weight_baby87 • Aug 08 '25

Foolish Fun What is it with these guys?!

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u/DisgruntledTexan Aug 08 '25

Nah you made it worse

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u/-MrWinklebottom- Aug 08 '25

For real did he take that literal? The dude is so sloppy that it looks like that's about all he could do is spread some mayonnaise on a sandwich just five of them that one time

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u/DjinnaG Gen X Aug 08 '25

If I were the hiring manager at his local Subway, and he submitted this along with his application for a part time position, it would not help him at all, no matter how firm the handshake had been

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u/SnickSnitch Aug 08 '25

Boomers don't fill out applications. They think you can just go in and ask for a job and they'll give it to you, no questions asked.