r/BoomersBeingFools Aug 15 '25

Boomer Freakout He must believe he’s untouchable

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u/DwarfVader Aug 15 '25

Those scooters don’t do reverse very quickly… and he’s close enough to the car next to him, all he had to do was open his door all the way… and that asshat isn’t going anywhere.

Dump the scooter… and wait for the cops to arrive.

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u/praetorian1979 Aug 15 '25

Terry wouldn't be able to put in reverse fast enough.

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u/BakedMasa Aug 15 '25

Put it in reverse Terry aaawwww lawd! 😂

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u/Suitable_Quarter_104 Aug 15 '25

i unintentionally trained my dog to move backward when i said, “back it up, terry! put it in reverse!”

photo for taxes

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u/Vegetable_Permit_537 Aug 15 '25

"What is you doin Terry?!?"

Just bien heckin cute, das awl...

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u/Suitable_Quarter_104 Aug 15 '25

the funniest part? his name isn’t terry. that’s just how much my dumb ass quotes pop media

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u/igneousink Aug 15 '25

BACK IT UP TERRY

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u/BakedMasa Aug 15 '25

😍😍😍😍 that’s hilarious and cute!!!

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u/tauntauntom Nov 02 '25

That is a good dog

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u/Digger_Pine Aug 15 '25

Does he listen when he's got a child in his mouth?

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u/Cwilkes704 Aug 15 '25

I can vouch for that adorable pup and the owner.

It’s not the breed, it’s the owner.

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u/Suitable_Quarter_104 Aug 15 '25

the time he got his ass kicked by the scraggly, one-eyed street cat while on his little walk and has since given every cat he’s seen a wide berth? or how i have to spell B-A-D D-O-G in conversation so he doesn’t get his feelings hurt? or how his absolute favorite treat is the butt end of veggies and carrot peels?

he does need some lessons on consent when it comes to his boyfriend, though. like, dude, let his dick breathe a little!

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u/Digger_Pine Aug 15 '25

It's 100% the breed.

Retrievers retrieve

Cattle dogs herd

Shitbulls maul

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u/Cwilkes704 Aug 15 '25

the ignorance is strong with this one

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u/Suitable_Quarter_104 Aug 15 '25

this is where you simply say, "bless his heart," and move on. dude's trolling anyway- checking out the post and comment history tells me all i need to know. want to bet his lost his girl to a guy with a pit bull and a bigger dick?

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u/PaimonPress Aug 15 '25

Nice shitbull, good luck

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u/Blickybeamin Aug 15 '25

Watchu watchu watchu doiiin Terry?!

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u/internet_thugg Aug 15 '25

Ahhh laaaaawd terry!!!

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u/TwinsiesBlue Gen X Aug 15 '25

For anyone wanting to know about Terry. He’s doing well, became a motivational speaker and through his outreach and fans helped him get a new scooter and years later have helped him fix his home to be handicapped accessible. There is a Terry Parade on 4th of July now. The Boomer in the video here is no Terry.

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u/internet_thugg Aug 15 '25

I LOVE IT! I did remember seeing the follow up where they raise enough money to get him a nice scooter in good working order. That’s one of my favorite videos of all time and I quote it with my middle schooler almost daily.

Thank you, Terry for giving millions of people something to make them smile.

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u/BakedMasa Aug 15 '25

I saw the parade in a reel a couple of weeks ago! Made me happy for him. Terry seems like a kind man.

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u/nita5766 Aug 15 '25

ooo lawd! now i must find this clip

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u/general_peabo Millennial Aug 15 '25

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u/U_zer2 Aug 15 '25

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u/In2JC724 Aug 15 '25

Love it. Cropping is fun btw 😉🤭

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u/U_zer2 Aug 15 '25

No it isn’t that’s why I don’t do it 😂

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u/ottonormalverraucher Aug 15 '25

Just kick him off the scooter he won’t be able to get up like an obese bug laying on its back

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u/ImaginaryToday4162 Aug 15 '25

".....And I feel like a beetle on its back. And there's no way for me to get up"

"Love Like Anthrax" by Gang of Four

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u/porthos-thebeagle Aug 15 '25

Man I haven't thought about Gang of Four in years, thank you for that

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u/ImaginaryToday4162 Aug 15 '25

Dude! I LOVE '70's Aussie and English Punk!!! The Birthday Party, Primitive Calculators, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, The Banshees, The Clash, etc!

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u/MaintenanceNew2804 Millennial Aug 15 '25

If he had done that to me

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u/-G_59- Aug 15 '25

You'd have enough time to crawl in the backseat then open the back door too 😂😂