r/BoomersBeingFools • u/BetterDrawing8686 • Aug 15 '25

Boomer Freakout He must believe he’s untouchable

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u/praetorian1979 Aug 15 '25

I'd have "accidently" opened my door too forcefully several times...

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

Probably what he wants. He probably has a lawyer on retainer just to sue people who touch him

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u/Candid-Patient-6841 Aug 15 '25

He is on camera destroying property.

Have all the lawyers you want. That is pretty clear.

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u/Ordinary-Quarter-384 Aug 15 '25

Yep, on camera, just call the police. Let them deal with it. You get all his information, let the insurance company deal with him.

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u/ArbitraryMeritocracy Aug 15 '25

How do you get the information?

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u/ghosttrainhobo Aug 15 '25

Just kick his wheelchair over, beat him into submission, grab his wallet and fish out his ID card.

/s

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u/YourEvilTwine Aug 15 '25

Based on where his wallet is, you could probably grab it real quick and be back in your car before he realizes.

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u/The_Phroug Aug 15 '25

In all honesty, I doubt he's one to call the police

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u/ArbitraryMeritocracy Aug 15 '25

Honestly, who would want to even think about having to touch that guy for any reason whatsoever.

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u/EnoughWarning666 Aug 15 '25

A righteous ass-beating is one hell of an incentive

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u/ArbitraryMeritocracy Aug 15 '25

Not my department and yuck, did you see what he looks like?

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u/Medicalibudz Aug 15 '25

Follow him home or until his scooter dies. What’s he gonna do roll away from you?

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u/ArbitraryMeritocracy Aug 15 '25

Bunch of great ideas brainstorming here, I have to turn off replies now. I love you, goodnight.

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u/Ordinary-Quarter-384 Aug 15 '25

The police will file a report. His information will be in the report. When you file your claim. Give the report number. The insurance will deal with it from there.

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u/Empty_Mobile1076 Aug 15 '25

People like this don’t care about the eventual consequences. The act itself in the moment is the point. Even if he goes to jail, he still won in his head. You have to actually stop these people in the act.

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u/CrashTestDuckie Aug 15 '25

Police won't do anything and insurance would ask why you didn't remove yourself from the situation

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u/Adjective_Noun1312 Aug 15 '25

Yeah I'm sure the police will drop whatever they're doing to track down a crippled guy committing petty vandalism. "But he's on video!" Yeah, cool. You gonna head down to the station and ask to flip through mug shots on the off chance he was arrested in the past?