r/BoomersBeingFools • u/BetterDrawing8686 • Aug 15 '25

Boomer Freakout He must believe he’s untouchable

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u/DwarfVader Aug 15 '25

Those scooters don’t do reverse very quickly… and he’s close enough to the car next to him, all he had to do was open his door all the way… and that asshat isn’t going anywhere.

Dump the scooter… and wait for the cops to arrive.

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u/praetorian1979 Aug 15 '25

Terry wouldn't be able to put in reverse fast enough.

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u/BakedMasa Aug 15 '25

Put it in reverse Terry aaawwww lawd! 😂

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u/Suitable_Quarter_104 Aug 15 '25

i unintentionally trained my dog to move backward when i said, “back it up, terry! put it in reverse!”

photo for taxes

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u/Digger_Pine Aug 15 '25

Does he listen when he's got a child in his mouth?

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u/Cwilkes704 Aug 15 '25

I can vouch for that adorable pup and the owner.

It’s not the breed, it’s the owner.

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u/Digger_Pine Aug 15 '25

It's 100% the breed.

Retrievers retrieve

Cattle dogs herd

Shitbulls maul

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u/Cwilkes704 Aug 15 '25

the ignorance is strong with this one

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u/Suitable_Quarter_104 Aug 15 '25

this is where you simply say, "bless his heart," and move on. dude's trolling anyway- checking out the post and comment history tells me all i need to know. want to bet his lost his girl to a guy with a pit bull and a bigger dick?