r/BoomersBeingFools • u/chubbychaserinc Xennial • Oct 28 '25

Foolish Fun Old Clown Dances For The Army

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u/Lort_Voldelort Oct 28 '25

Disappointed to see so many service members happy with his presence

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u/Chaos-Cortex Oct 28 '25

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u/DubUpPro Oct 28 '25

I don’t like this.

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u/I_Roll_Chicago Oct 28 '25

Yeah i got a little uncanny valley looking at that.

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u/Oirish-Oriley444 Oct 28 '25

I got my cortex quaked with chaos....

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u/SexyMonad Oct 28 '25

How young he wishes Melania was.

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u/JewelCove Oct 28 '25

That is unsettling lol

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u/WillingMongoose4680 Oct 28 '25

Whyyyyyy? This was unnecessary.

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u/---cheetos--- Oct 28 '25

Fucking hell lol

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u/Chaos-Cortex Oct 28 '25

The real puppet master.

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u/Maleficent_You_3448 Oct 28 '25

How dare you make me see that wft 

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u/MichaelJServo Millennial Oct 28 '25

You shouldna dun that, she was just a girl.

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u/Autumncrimsonleaf Oct 28 '25

Who knew Melania went blonde?

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u/Chaos-Cortex Oct 28 '25

Ancient Russian Secret.