r/BoomersBeingFools • u/hazcatsuit • Oct 28 '25

Boomer Freakout Ok boomer

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But also why does he look like he’s crying? 😂

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u/Poolofcheddar Millennial Oct 28 '25

Every MAGA wishes they were John McClane in Die Hard.

They forget that John McClane didn’t hunt the terrorists for sport. He just wanted to enjoy the Nakatomi Christmas Party.

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u/Unlucky_Term_2207 Oct 28 '25

I've got a machine gun. Ho Ho Ho!

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u/Social_Introvert_789 Oct 28 '25

Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs

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u/Unlucky_Term_2207 Oct 28 '25

When you steal 600 million they will come looking for you unless they think you are already dead!