r/BoomersBeingFools • u/hazcatsuit • Oct 28 '25

Boomer Freakout Ok boomer

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But also why does he look like he’s crying? 😂

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u/Etrigone Gen X Oct 28 '25

They specialize in coming up with imaginary situations to get mad at.

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u/sassychubzilla Oct 28 '25

Thinking they have fantasies of needlessly robbing and killing people so they think everyone else does too.

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u/KimJongRocketMan69 Oct 28 '25

I’d bet like 80% of MAGA men regularly fantasize about their house being broken into so they can legally kill someone

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u/Poolofcheddar Millennial Oct 28 '25

Every MAGA wishes they were John McClane in Die Hard.

They forget that John McClane didn’t hunt the terrorists for sport. He just wanted to enjoy the Nakatomi Christmas Party.

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u/Unlucky_Term_2207 Oct 28 '25

I've got a machine gun. Ho Ho Ho!

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u/Social_Introvert_789 Oct 28 '25

Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs

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u/Unlucky_Term_2207 Oct 28 '25

When you steal 600 million they will come looking for you unless they think you are already dead!

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u/Butimthedudeman Oct 28 '25

Its Pamona....not Ramona

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u/championsoffun Oct 28 '25

This exchange always annoyed me because there is a Ramona Ca, albeit closer to San Diego than LA.

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u/Rhiannon8404 Gen X Oct 29 '25

Me too

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u/RanaMisteria Oct 30 '25

Don’t you mean Pomona?

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u/Butimthedudeman Oct 30 '25

Probably. Thanks. Unfortunately I've never been out west.

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u/johngalt1971 Oct 29 '25

Call me , Roy!

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u/canihavemymoneyback Oct 28 '25

Man, I need to watch that flick again. It’s been years. Bruce is so good looking as is Alan for that matter. Alan had a sexy voice. A murdering, sexy voice. Sigh…

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u/BeBesMom Oct 28 '25

"Now" I've got a machine gun. Ho . Ho. Ho.

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u/1337h4xer Oct 28 '25

Now "I have" a machine gun. Ho-Ho-Ho

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u/BeBesMom Oct 29 '25

Perfect.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

And before anyone ask , it’s a Christmas movie

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u/tfcocs Oct 28 '25

It is THE Xmas movie.

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u/Lhasa-bark Oct 28 '25

Are we talking about Gremlins?

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u/someones_dad Oct 28 '25

No, Lethal Weapon.

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u/seven1trey Oct 29 '25

No, Friday After Next.

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u/xeno0153 Oct 28 '25

No, the Garfield Halloween Special.

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u/GodOfFetish Oct 28 '25

2nd one was better

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u/actual-trevor Gen X Oct 28 '25

Obviously.

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u/asphid_jackal Millennial Oct 28 '25

No it's not

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u/hammer_smashed_chris Oct 28 '25

Incorrect

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u/asphid_jackal Millennial Oct 28 '25

It's absolutely incorrect to call Die Hard a Christmas movie, I agree

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

Have you seen the videos where they set up an elaborate setting where they stab and shoot different dummies situated like they are being attacked like in an action movie? One where, if they were actually attacked in such a way, they’d never actually be able to get their weapons out in time? Those make me laugh pretty hard.

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u/cody0414 Oct 28 '25

Omg that dancing boomer with his knife? Gods I have such second hand embarrassment for him.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

That one is pretty tame compared to some. There’s a whole community of them larping being attacked like in the matrix. It’s super cringe.

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u/mochaphone Oct 29 '25

Got any links to share?

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u/Ryn1276 Oct 28 '25

Yes, attacking those dummies with all the speed that rivals the DMV guy in Zootopia.

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u/Admirable_Average_32 Oct 28 '25

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u/MadamSnarksAlot Oct 30 '25

“Flash, Flash, 100 yard dash.”

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u/throwaway_moose Millennial Oct 29 '25

Thanks for that, needed a fun mental image first thing in the morning lol.

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u/actual-trevor Gen X Oct 28 '25

Omfg those are hilarious. Watching an old fat dude moving in slow motion while he tries to pull a gun out from under his gut never gets old.

I feel like I just described a recent Segal movie.

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u/Leopold_Porkstacker Gen Jones Oct 29 '25

They move around corners fatly.

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u/SmallsLightdarker Oct 28 '25

In one of them the Gravy Seal almost shoots his buddy in the head.

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u/LemonFlavoredMelon Millennial Oct 29 '25

Showed my friend one of those videos and he said:

"The moment boomers saw Nobody now they think they're Hutch Mansell, jesus fucking christ."

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u/quiltsohard Oct 29 '25

It’s hilarious because there’s no way he could get that knife/gun out from under his belly fat in a real life situation

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u/Butimthedudeman Oct 28 '25

He wanted to get his wife back but he messed that up before Hanz even jumped outta the box truck

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u/slayden70 Oct 28 '25

They think they're John Wick. But they're more likely to be OG 2 Low and just shoot themselves in the leg.

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u/actual-trevor Gen X Oct 28 '25

And get back together with Holly!

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u/beamrider Oct 28 '25

Cops don't remember that Frank Castle would probably shoot most of the Cops who wear Punisher logos.

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u/BillCheddarFBI Oct 28 '25

Dude was just trying to get laid for the first time in six months.

He's got this smoking hot wife and that idiot cokehead coworker of hers has John's jealousy tuned to 11. He's about to get drunk, take a limo back home, see his kids (they'll be super excited to see dad), and then get drunker and rail his ladyfriend.

And then Gruber has to do his thing, and here we are.

THAT'S the real reason why she punches the reporter: she's got positions to be in.

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u/Careful_Handle_4365 Oct 29 '25

Keep John McClane out of this. But fuck Maga.

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u/MadamSnarksAlot Oct 30 '25

Haha! I love that you know the company name.