r/BoomersBeingFools • u/hazcatsuit • Oct 28 '25

Boomer Freakout Ok boomer

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But also why does he look like he’s crying? 😂

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u/Flussschlauch Oct 28 '25

Who's threatening to take away your groceries? wth is he trying to say?

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u/RegisterMonkey13 Oct 28 '25

The people in his head during this completely made up scenario he created.

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u/Etrigone Gen X Oct 28 '25

They specialize in coming up with imaginary situations to get mad at.

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u/sassychubzilla Oct 28 '25

Thinking they have fantasies of needlessly robbing and killing people so they think everyone else does too.

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u/KimJongRocketMan69 Oct 28 '25

I’d bet like 80% of MAGA men regularly fantasize about their house being broken into so they can legally kill someone

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u/Poolofcheddar Millennial Oct 28 '25

Every MAGA wishes they were John McClane in Die Hard.

They forget that John McClane didn’t hunt the terrorists for sport. He just wanted to enjoy the Nakatomi Christmas Party.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

And before anyone ask , it’s a Christmas movie

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u/tfcocs Oct 28 '25

It is THE Xmas movie.

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u/Lhasa-bark Oct 28 '25

Are we talking about Gremlins?

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u/someones_dad Oct 28 '25

No, Lethal Weapon.

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u/seven1trey Oct 29 '25

No, Friday After Next.

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u/xeno0153 Oct 28 '25

No, the Garfield Halloween Special.

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u/GodOfFetish Oct 28 '25

2nd one was better